One day I will make enough money to qualify for NYC affordable housing lotteries.

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.

Everyone is trying me at work today, but the devil himself couldn’t take me down. Not while I’m listening to the new Clipse album. 😌

Dim Sum place is playing Bon Iver. TikTok, your impact…

There’s arugula in my bibimbap

Me the first time I stumbled into a trance stage:

American pope? Recession indicator.

ADHD is perpetually thinking someone is committing identity fraud with my credit card when I check my statements because I forget the purchases I make. 🫠

When did easy mac become a luxury good tho

F train in Queens, I did not know your game.

When I first glanced at this text from a random number, I thought I was about to be serial killed 😭 @ofthetrees.bsky.social

At a crossroads because my dentist talks to me about 5G and chem trails during cleanings, but also does 6:30pm appointments.

Feel like Skrillex has transcended mortal concerns.

The way the A and D go sicko mode uptown . . . holy experience.

Nothing the Q loves more than to spit a lil free style.

Can’t unsee it

Realized that through years of quiet product design and placement, big eyelash has convinced us all that unicorns have eyelash extensions.

A flex bedroom is just glamping.

Not the bagel shop ran out of bagels

BCD staff should run DOGE.

Swear we’ve been underground for like 15 minutes and this man has been on a call the whole time. Not even mad, sir please just tell me who your provider is.

Sitting in my building lobby working on my laptop, bobbing my head like I’m cranking out fire beats, but I’m just applying to legal jobs. 🙂‍↕️

At the 4av-9th station malice is the aesthetic.

Surprised there isn’t more discussion about how deeply compromised Trump officials are from a security perspective — addiction, crime, affairs, on and on and on.

New Yorkers:

"Regulations are written in blood."

We’ve talked enough about vocal fry, it’s time for bro drawl discourse.

I remembered how cruel it was but somehow forgot how stupid.

How quickly they bend the knee