Joey

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Being introverted and having to act extroverted is just mentally exhausting.

A new Balatro themed stage in Vampire Survivors! If your screen doesn't look like this, then you're not playing it right!

You can't take me out of my comfort zone because I don't have one.
I am never comfortable.

Blast through anything that stands between you and survival in #MetroidPrime4: Beyond on #NintendoSwitch and #NintendoSwitch2, available Dec 4.

If you don't have empathy for other people, and you want kids to starve, then you're not a Christian.
You're a sociopath.

YouTube video by VideoGameMinutes Resident Evil: Director's Cut "Hope this is not Chris's blood!"

Hope this is not Chris's blood

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Mmmm...Jill sandwich!

Do android Pokémon trainers dream of electric sheep?
Why yes!
They are called Mareep, and they evolve into Flaaffy.
But then they evolve into Ampharos, which has no wool.
🎼 Ampharos, Ampharos, have you any wool?
No sir, no sir, now leave me alone!🎼

Everyone who comes to my apartment:

bart simpson says hello joe in front of a clown ALT: bart simpson says hello joe in front of a clown

This is how you should greet me. Every Single Time!

I can post ALL THE RANDOMS!

YouTube video by ELDER Liminality / Dream State Return

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Eevee is in Vert Sector 9, and 3 coffees at night will make it happy enough to evolve into Umbreon.

I think every video game would be better if they added "& Knuckles" to the title, and then put Knuckles in the game somewhere.

I tried to put every Genesis cart I owned on top of Sonic & Knuckles so I could play as him, but all I got were some crappy blue sphere stages. You can't be him in NBA Jam.

10 games to get to know me:

Baldur's Gate 2
Beyond Oasis
Civilization VI
Disgaea 3
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Persona 4
Resident Evil 4
Super Mario Bros. 3
Sonic The Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles

What the fuck is "positive channel history"? What, I don't smile enough in my YouTube videos or something? They want to see rainbows and unicorns?I say fuck too much? Are they just creating more barriers to entry to discourage small channels?I haven't earned a cent and I probably never will.

Hi! I'm Joey. I'm 39. I live in New England. I like video games, JRPGs, anime, progressive rock, heavy metal, horror movies, The Simpsons, The Big Bang Theory, Discworld, The Wheel of Time, LOTR, D&D, and a million other dorky things.
I grew up in the 90s, when kids yelled SEGA! into rotary phones.

Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (GameCube, 2002)

Another perfect Spooktober game full of Lovecraftian horror and sanity effects that still manage to make me say "wait, did that just happen?"

I know it has its critics, but to me it's a horror masterpiece.

Rune Factory? I got so much wood for the goddess Ulalaka. Then I asked her out and she said yes. The dates have been cringey though. I only played on stream, that's why play time is "only" 25 hours. I can finish it in my own time now that I'm streaming Pokemon.

YouTube video by SmokinJoeGamer UFO50 Night Manor Full Game No Deaths Best Ending (Spooky Hallowstream 2025)

I did it! I beat Night Manor without dying!
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Summoning the dragon in Golden Axe is still one of the coolest things you can do in a video game.

Rolled credits on Hades 2!

Just me and my Totodile.

What's your dumb fire pig gonna do? Turn himself into bacon? I took him down fast with a little splash of water.

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with the number 0 on it Alt: Totodile the Pokemon is winking at you! He looks like a small, light blue crocodile with sharp teeth and purple fins.

The thing I don't understand about Pokemon Legends ZA is: why wouldn't you pick Totodile? Why are there even 3 choices when one of them is Totodile?

Me while playing Pokemon Legends ZA: