@verbenalemon.bsky.social
100% me, very authentiic. ๐LIVE everyday as yourself and no one will ever be able to tell you they donโt believe you can ๐ Proud mum to Prawn . RTโ DTF
Donโt like pokimangs but these are so cute
25.01.2026 18:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Snowflakes kinda shaped like ketamine
25.01.2026 17:19 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0THIS
24.01.2026 23:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I want so so badly for them to kiss
24.01.2026 23:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Why did my brain read this like an Japanese appetizer
24.01.2026 22:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
A very PLEASE STOP THIS NONSENSE and I will not be voting for you ever again to @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social
24.01.2026 22:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A Chinese
23.01.2026 15:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0And by now I mean after I figure out this fucking -1/-1 goblins, but not Goblins bullshit
23.01.2026 01:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Grixis Infect/Toxic/Poisonous Wizards is NOW
23.01.2026 01:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โMy uberโs hereโ and itโs Tilda Swinton in a sleigh
22.01.2026 19:24 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
wait wait waitโฆ.
21.01.2026 06:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You are obsessed with rescanning
20.01.2026 02:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0One crazy thing about bluesky is you never really know what level of irony iceberg people are dwelling at.
20.01.2026 02:30 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0wow
19.01.2026 15:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0LET YO BODY GET HIGHER
18.01.2026 20:38 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2โ-Yes Iโll have a 12oz โPiping Hot Tea Henny Iced Matcha Latte Martini Latteโ do you have oat milk?โ
18.01.2026 04:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โYou better not have jelly bones when I get homeโ
me:
Brutalist aesthetics are orcish. The men build thatch huts with Celtic knots in the beams and shit
18.01.2026 00:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is thatโฆ. Really what you want?
17.01.2026 01:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just told my 10yo daughter about #PoopChute. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said " #Poopkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.
16.01.2026 23:19 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ong I just remembered Poop Chute ๐ฅบ
16.01.2026 23:17 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nymphowars โKill Drag Race Part I: Honey Baked Hammโ:
16.01.2026 23:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Remember those big McQueen shoes in like 2018 that faqs with rich boyfriends were OBSESSED with?
16.01.2026 21:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The smoking section
16.01.2026 05:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Drinking with my cats:
16.01.2026 04:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Chaser is crazy
16.01.2026 04:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Your 20s are for quitting smoking
Your 30s are for quitting coke
Your 40s are for quitting alcohol
Should I have kept the anthurium long and put a bend in the branch to make it lower and more interesting? Yes.
15.01.2026 22:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Love flower
15.01.2026 22:42 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0lmao why did this light up my brain
14.01.2026 22:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
