When I get really old I'm gonna coat my whole body in vaseline and throw myself between the bathtub and toilet.

07.10.2025 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You just reminded me

10.11.2024 20:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

baking's so awesome. the floor's low and the ceiling's high and it allows for so much expression 🥰

09.11.2024 00:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh on that note don't buy a european car

31.10.2024 00:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

everyone's telling me to get pissed at my mechanic for how long my car's been in the shop but idk how to and whenever i talk to him lately he's been a sweetie pie.

31.10.2024 00:29 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0