Who uses “anti” instead of “fuck”? Just asking

Wild that people are writing and carving fbi wet dreams into their crimes nowadays… and by nowadays I mean in the past 2 weeks… nothing fishy about that ya know… damn transtifa lib-commu-socialists…

@clueheywood.bsky.social this is my 32nd trip to Paradise Lounge without you. How we gonna be besties and start a podcast if we don’t hang out… hahaha

Could be miserable and ruin my Saturday with my daughters watching this awful #UNC team lose, or could just skip it for the first time in my life… skipping sounds good.

Maybe stop spotting teams double digit leads… that’s a start

@clueheywood.bsky.social just found out I don’t got my kids Christmas Eve or Christmas Day(not my year on schedule) Gonna get wrecked and make a prime rib. Let me know if you got a dive bar hop planned

One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.

I’ll Venmo you, we can split it… and I’ll let Nicole know it’s happening so she’s not rude to our new ladies

Send any of the toss off’s my way. Appreciate you!

That missed layup hurt my soul… #TarHeels

Cory Alexander’s terrible play by play makes me miss Bill Walton’s crazy ass talking about mushrooms in the Oregon forests despite the game being tied with 3 seconds left in double OT…

J.k. Dobbins gets injured 9.5 yards before I hit my parlay… why do I do this shit to myself?

Let em drink it… let them enjoy

Minshew: scientific name “interceptus Throwicus” is a fuzzy mammal found in woodland shrubbery. Known for being easy to take down and nearly blind to predators

Looking for investors, going to rebrand daily use products as anti-woke and take all the MAGA dollars. Thinking feminine pads first, paper towels second. Buy in bulk, non branded. Sell them at 4x cost, profit

Another Gardner Minshew turnover… guy sucks a bag of shit

I promise my blackouts are usually more coherent. Will fill you in on the situation next time… haha

I owe @clueheywood.bsky.social drinks because it took me 6 hours and a ton of guilt to realize I was so drunk I apparently didn’t know him during my blackout. Took me many more days to make this post. The anxiety and shame is still high. Was a day, drinks on me next time.

I spent a 3 hour layover there that I can’t remember, my tab was 300 bucks… and I got on my flight home with no issue

I need to buy a PS5 before the tariffs, Spider Man 2 is a must but what other games do I need that I couldn’t get on PS4

Real question, does Trump pardon Diddy or kill him like he did to Epstein?

I’ll ride with you through hell! Hahaha

Meet the new Attorney General of the United States

Glad to see that Duke basketball got back to the basics… 3 punchable faced white dudes who flop a lot

I need to post here because I’m thinking about dumping Twitter. @clueheywood.bsky.social is here so that’s good. But this week has made me a person I hate being on social. Who else needs a follow here?