Rob Fullmer

Opinion: Who hijacked Halloween? Urban legends abound during Halloween. Some are harmless, but others cause extreme reactions to wholly imaginary dangers.

“The unvarnished truth is that the real and greatest threat to our kids on Halloween is the automobile. Kids are 3X more likely to be hit by a car on #Halloween than on any other night of the year. By focusing on imagined dangers, communities are failing to take action to actually protect children.”

Congratulations are also in order for Kevin Bacon.

Off topic. Would you delete the Commerce Clause if the Hatch Act were actually enforced?

Kids just ain't stealing Fat's identity these days. #stolenwaller

There was almost certainly lead paint in that rubble. Many folks have wondered if there may have been asbestos as well. Whatever was in there will now be leaching into the soil at this golf course, and from there into the waterways...

Monument Valley

Good morning from Monument Valley.

A photo of me taking photos of East and West mitten Monument Valley at dusk.

Selfie left to right. Our dog Hazel, a black and white cattle dog. Brenda in an ASU sweater and me with half my face cut off on the patio of the Monument Valley Visitor Center.

Me and Brenda. Monument Valley at dusk.

Monument Valley

Betatakin Cliff Dwelling - a group of sand colored structures inset into the overhang of a cliff.

Navajo National Monument

T rump is asking you to take a 1,200, 1,300 and 1,400, 1,500% pay cut?

A frame from the Tick animated series depicting a cityscape with a rising full moon, with "CHA" inscribed on it.

mood

A Boston Restaurant Displayed Whitey Bulger’s Mug Shot. An Uproar Ensued.

So... I have a kind of spiritual connection to this story that I think gives me an unusual perspective, and is also completely bananas in its own right. It all has to do with a plate of pasta and a mobster who died in my apartment. Buckle up... (1/26)

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

Gentlemen, this is

democracy

manifest

The world will never know how good of a of Secretary-General of the United Nations Sean Flynn would have been.

At the most recent GABF. A 20% randalized 120.

I went from Munich Oktoberfest to the Great American Beer Festival in Denver. What could go wrong?

Casa Bonita

Is the Icelandic hot dog a Bjork sausage?

Billboard in CLT airport. Peyton Manning leaning on an office desk. Text is EVERY DAY IS GAME DAY. JOHNSTON & MURPHY IN THE ATRIUM NEAR CONCOURSE B

A store devoted to steal Payton Manning's dad look is something I was not prepared for.

New jet bridge song just dropped.

Another sober October freak.

Me in the Paulaner Oktoberfest tent wearing tracht.

The bearded gentleman in trachten Infront of the Paulaner tower at Munich Oktoberfest is me

Oktoberfest bishes

Hey. I'm looking for the hair shirt equivalent of a challenge coin to rattle around my junk. Whatchu got?

A Bang & Olufsen airline headset with the vestigial anti-theft plug.

Bad podcast idea:
From Bose to Bang. Plugging the third input. #vestigaldongal

a man and a woman wearing baseball uniforms are standing next to each other on a baseball field . ALT: a man and a woman wearing baseball uniforms are standing next to each other on a baseball field .

It's game on from now on.

A grey pork pie hat with red and light blue band hangs from the back of an airline seat via a hanger improvised from a paper clamp, a micro caribiner, and a wristband from a past Great American Beer Festival. Text. The hat hack has evolved for fashion and function

The hat hack has evolved for fashion and function

Fuck it. I'm going to Munich.