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I turn 30 in 3 days. I can tell not because of the calendar, but because of the heartburn.

This type shit

I get such a kick out of AI-generated images of Dominos Pizza employees in distress

Y’ever just

a list of my favorite nerds, ranked
1. you

This … this is something

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

looks like a Tumblr post from a deactivated account titled "message to all bitches" please survive

that's it

Me, feeling wronged and upset: welp, it’s time to post something cryptic on my snapchat story and then delete it sixteen minutes later

Y’ever just

Took this one meself

Or did I?

A pug stands on a blue platform while two people hold and inspect him. A headline reads: "Vito Is First Pug to Win National Dog Show." Photo by Bill McCay/NBC via Getty Images.

Vito beat out nearly 2,000 other dogs to become the first pug to win the National Dog Show. The two-year-old pup became a sensation on Thursday, when the competition, which was held earlier this month, was broadcast on NBC after the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...

sometimes I just want to look at an octopus and I found a jellyfish it's soothing my mind

Oops

I can’t believe I brought my makeup to Thanksgiving like I’m even gonna do it

The delusion of it all

my pfp is also pretty me energy tbh

amen 😫🙏

a small black cat cowering in a spotlight on a rug. the caption says “his laser pointer also has a spotlight option.”

got em

Spotify knows me so well