Lucien Galtier

Ace icon, Chuck Tingle, everyone. 👑

I know Cs get degrees, but MSP needs to get its TP shit together.

Whoever invented panic attacks is a real dick.

"Touched by a true MSP visionary" is the only real correct answer.

My dream is for so many West Side neighborhood businesses to have TCTP reviews that they start putting up signs about it the way they did for Yelp when that was new and shiny.

Screenshot of Ernie the lizard in his terrarium that's set up to look like a drive-in movie theater with him being a massive kaiju.

Get in here, dorks.

#joebobbriggs #thelastdrive-in
#ernie

I'm convinced more and more each day that Mitch McConnel has been doing an elaborate, constant, Kaufmanesque performance art piece since 1984.

When the dog does that maneuver where they flop down and press a lot of their weight against your leg 🥰

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the only way to stop a bad guy with a hurricane is a good guy with a hurricane.

This is a hill I'm willing to die on.

As someone who grew up in Freeborn County, MN, I super appreciate the bottom 9 (possibly 19) counties in Minnesota apparently being included in Dumbfuckistan.

Apt.

I'm 40, and truck still works. It's a classic for a reason!

I wish someone would interview me for one of these things. I could talk for just as long* and say just as little**.

*Longer!

**Less!!

Skeet from @luciengaltier.bsky.social saying "Yeah, it's me."

I was never on Twitter, so I don't understand what everyone is talking about.

Verification this, verified that. What? Seems pretty easy to me.

Historically underrepresented in STEM.

Road rage wunker.

Still attached, though?

Permanent mood.

Trust me. Both are attainable.

Wouldst thou like the taste of $380 KitchenAid tilt-head stand mixer doorbusters?

For initial context: I'm a minnesotan, cumin triggers my acid reflux, and I have spares of my favorite plaid flannel.

This is the whitest shit *I'VE* ever seen.

Y'all coulda already been playing #DeltaGreen with me.

The fun thing about Bluesky is that I've found a bunch of people like me here. Twitter always grossed us out, so we never used it.

By not being a mean spirited shithole, Bluesky is bleeding Twitter of existing users AND encouraging entirely new folks to join who never would have used the platform.

Chalkboard full of sweet nothings, such as "I love you douchebag," "love you fuckface, and "eat shit and be with me forever because I love and respect and appreciate you." There's also a blind cat on a stool in the shot who isn't allowed on the furniture under normal circumstances

My wife and I are #romantic. We do #romance.

Farm kids know it be that way sometimes.

I feel one of the final marks of true adulthood is breaking down and saying "FINE fuck it" before buying dedicated carriers for the holiday food responsibility you've inherited.

I can smell and taste the water that's in that thing from here.

Promotional photograph for Dallas' first season from 1978. Bobby, Pamela, Lucy, Jock, Sue Ellen, JR, and Miss Ellie. Dallas is fuckin' dope you should watch it.

Painting of bigfoot attending the first Thanksgiving. Probably a 1:1 accurate representation.

Celebrating the eve of #Thanksgiving as the pilgrims did.

Just ate a bunch of kratom, and I'm gonna watch #Dallas until like 3:00 AM.

Nailed it in one.

Color photo of a white trash shamanic practitioner's altar made out of plywood and whatever bullshit he had laying around. Candles lit up, incense burning, important familial mementos and daily adornments scattered about.