Anne Scott

Vampire sugar cookie made from a Karl Marx shaped cookie cutter purchased at the cemetery he was buried at in London; who says capitalism is all bad?

Mostly unrelated, I made a derpy vampire over the weekend using my Karl Marx cookie cutter. He is also my santa claus.

I told my friends I was frugal-curious but they misheard me and thought it was some sort of Jim Henson sex kink.

I like that my kids are able to see the transition and I am curious how that will affect their worldview in the long run. They (and my wonderful spouse) are what prevent me from having any serious regrets about not transitioning sooner.

But I absolutely regret not starting hair removal 20 years ago

Side splits are a goal of mine so I am watching a 30 minute ballet training video on it. The main problem with all this is the giant plate of nachos I am scarfing down while watching.

When I lived in Germany I would literally drive to France or Luxembourg in order to watch films in English. Sometimes even Netflix would only have the German dub of a film...

I went through a porridge phase after playing Pentiment.

I constantly have plums in my fridge waiting for my spouse to do this but unfortunately she doesn't like plums or William Carlos Williams. She is also still mad that I made her drive over an hour to Luxembourg to watch Paterson with me when that was in theaters.

You can use the money you save there to spend on silent film events in theaters!

I am taking my 7 year old daughter to see Nosferatu with live musical accompaniment tonight at the American Film Institute in Maryland. It'll be her third silent film after Go West and Aelita, Queen of Mars.

Honestly... skirt or flank because I enjoy food made from those cuts like carne asada tacos/nachos more than I enjoy eating a big slab of just meat.

Like right now it's getting chili so my favorite type of beef is broth which sounds ridiculous but a good soup will warm me up better than any steak.

a man with curly hair and a beard looks over his shoulder in front of a mirror Alt: Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice

Sometimes that's better than sex

It seems like the second factor in two factor authentication is actually my reading comprehension.

Thank you for sending me a 5 digit authentication code from your 5 digit robo-text number, I promise I won't get these two confused with them right next to each other.

They should do that in Philly and put the Liberty Bell in it.

I want to live in a world where all brother cinematic duos eventually become sisters.

He's the one celebrity I share a birthday with so I cherish any Sam Neill positivity.

I definitely see your point on Castration Movie. It feels like something transphobic parents would show to their kids as a 'scared straight' type deal, like "is this what you want?!".

I loved it personally. It was raw/committed to its vision in a 'warts and all' sort of way that other films aren't.

I think we need a few trans billionaires just to see what happens.

I have toyed with the idea of wearing a single leather manacle out and about like it was a bracelet.

I spend a lot of time in the mirror — that counts as self-reflection, right?

Somewhere out there is a post menopausal boar getting electrolysis to remove new whiskers from her snout.

I think my desire for a larger bust and the lower cut tops that enables is really just because it would give me more real estate for crazy necklaces.

This is functionally important for situations like the AP Psychology exam where sex and gender are on the exam but DoDEA schools were told to skip those chapters thereby hurting their students chances of success.

Talk about "questioning" your identity

Congratulations! Hopefully your recovery goes well. You can still eat the frozen peas or corn you're using to ice yourself afterwards if you're feeling brave.

Everybody should know about that game!

I'm glad that movie made you feel 'better', it made my neck wet from tears.

But if you need more Matt Berry goodness, check out that game "Thank Goodness You're Here!" if you haven't. It's short and sweet.

This picture is going to send me down a rabbit hole looking at late 60s / early 70s choker necklaces.

Fair Trade! I often get those two confused but it's important that our Fairuzas are environmentally sustainable.

Is it a benign mass or is there any risk of Christ metastasizing?

I always buy my Fairuzas in bulk