Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net

If it wasn't a death wish to travel to the states, I'd be at the Chicago Rat Hole right now

The lion does not concern himself with the CV axle leak

11 year old me at a school dance hearing "lips of an angel" by Hinder for the first time, and 26 year old me after 4 coors lights hearing the same song, chemically have the exact same brain matter

*louder than average* HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND

found some gems in my childhood Pokémon stash

Vat19 is still around btw

The lion wants to spend so much money on Pokémon cards

If you can't see this you really don't want to. The most despicable phone charger you'll ever lay eyes on.

Idk who needs to hear this but if my work charger that I've used daily for 4 years can keep going every day then so can you

I overshared on the internet and now I feel weird.

who up accidentally creating a perfect automatic siphon flow with they bendy straw while laying in they clean bed

Man who never knew the wii u was replaced with the switch:

"Man I sure hope they make a new wii u game this year"

I understand it's solely a Canadian point of interest, but the leafs and jays both won yesterday and I'm taking it as a sign this will finally be our year to win something

listen to me. if I wasn't a pretty girl they would have put me to the sword years ago. my huge rack and long eyelashes are the only barrier between my pure unbridled social incompetence and emotional regulation issues, and the sword.

Brutalism is when concrete and the more conk the Crete the more brutalismer it is

I've consumed enough sushi for three grown adults today

Unfortunately for the local second hand corporate chain they have overpriced some things that I want that will fit in my pocket

Instead of killing myself I've gotten really into watching grown men open packs of Pokémon cards

none pizza left beef? anyone?

it's the year 3000. you go outside and they rip your nuts off immediately

A photo of a desktop monitor with the stardew valley main menu screen

Boss not here you know what that means

Stardew Valley On Tha Work Computer

My body is a machine built for taking pills that make my body work

Enough with the stereotype that autistic people are rigidly morally upright. My autism is EVIL and I am MORALLY INCORRECT and I love CRIME and FRAUD

One thing about me is imma teeter on the brink

secret time when I was a kid my mom kept her sewing stuff in an old after eight chocolate tin and my dumbass couldn't figure out how to get it open, so naturally I assumed it could only be opened after 8pm, which was unfortunately after my bedtime, and therefore I'd never know what was in it

I miss good old fashioned devices that just minded their own utilitarian ass business

That's so reassuring

The "rolling stop" is a psyop made up by Big Driving Test and they're wrong

Extremely Canadian can check

the storal of the morey