Suspiciously 100 Gar Shaped Net

I love you my sunshine

Sideways selfie

You're all my valentines now. Get fucked I love you

"Oh my god, Jong Bovi??"

When I'm in a "wow it smells good in here" competition and my opponent is onions and garlic:

Popping in to complain

I had a dream that Jeremy clarkson mailed 20,000 mosquitos with malaria to Bristol so they could breed in the stillwater in the pot holes and force the city to fill them

Larry Ellis looks like Mel brooks in spaceballs

ACAB includes Punxsutawney Phil

Remember the trend like four years ago when all the worst dudes you knew were putting on French maid outfits. What even was that

"There's so many gay people in this kitchen. It's like a lavender marriage for the mashed potatoes"

Is anyone else concerned at the massive volume of ai run bot accounts in the comments of real videos claiming the video is ai when it's not? To desensitize people to everything as potential ai so no one will question or trust the things they see anymore? No? Just me?

I've stared into the belly of the machine and it was running DOOM

And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help

A YouTuber I watch sometimes is on in the background while I do other things and for some evil reason there was an equals three transition sound used in the video and my head snapped around like a sleeper agent who's been activated for ww3

If you paid for a ringtone advertised on late night cable tv with that cursed 3D animated rabbit you should speak to your doctor about osteoporosis prevention

Nice argument. However, I've already depicted you as the over designed solar flare foid modern SUV and myself as the classic, perfectly engineered standard
American sedan

Who up rediscovering their love for creativity on a random Friday

I'd shave my eyebrow to pop a zit in it

"Don't be a grammar freak" ITS AN EXTREMELY SERIOUS MATTER THAT YOU CANNOT PROPERLY SPEAK YOUR NATIVE TONGUE. LIKE EXTREMELY BAD FOR OUR SOCIETY AS A WHOLE. THE RICH WANT US STUPID AND MALLEABLE GIRL STAND THE FUCK UP

I'm eating straight meat balls no sauce no noodles just meaty balls fuck my chungus life

I've shovelled so much snow today if I don't wake up missing my waist I'm throwing hands

We’re just normal men

Lorem ipsum would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

ugly crying over Minecraft nostalgia bait

Pros of having long hair: weeee
Cons of having long hair: the horrors

Fuck yall know about Millie's Math House and Plumo At The Zoo?? Yeah that's what I thought. Poser.

I love how the makers of Shitty Brown Paper Towels Inc. decided to take an item that is, in every instance, needed to be absorbent, and proceeded to bring their top scientists together to make one that is the least absorbent possible, and then put them in every building ever