Once, there was this kid who

“But it’s not real” baby, all of creation is in our minds, it’s as real as anything else, now kiss me again like you did last night

“Don’t talk about dreams, that’s SO boring” like ok you don’t want to know how we sat in a crumbling apartment, one wall open to the night and still smoldering from the meteorite while Chuck Todd played sultry saxophone in the corner and we made out to it? I should tell you how was work instead?

Everytime I go to move or reorganize a bookshelf in this house I find another Neil Gaiman book and I go like “eaahh”

Lenore, an orange and white cat, sitting on the third shelf up on a white, mostly empty double billy bookshelf, looking at the camera like “yeah, and…?”

Moving a bookshelf and SHE IS TOO HELPING

A hotdog is a sandwich, pierogis are gyoza, nachos are little pizzas, dressage is a rodeo, everything is everything else, we are all stardust

Good morning logging on

comic where someone confuses the grocery store with the concept of hell but someone helps out and then they get it

A hotdog is a sandwich, pierogis are gyoza, nachos are little pizzas, dressage is a rodeo, everything is everything else, we are all stardust

Guy #1: Oh my god, it’s a wolf!! *fires shotgun*
Guy #2, kneeling over a dead, obviously human body: holy hell Steve, you shot Gary!
Steve, about to invent the werewolf myth: he changed back.

N Berlin
S Montego Bay
E Budapest
W Los Angeles

A reel showing the new rock city logo featuring a new take on the classic gnome and a new throwback font. The gnomes arms are wonky and the coloring screams ai

Can someone tell me if the new Rock City logo is ai, cause it sure seems like it

All you need is love and possibly revenge depending on how things have gone for you

Venn diagram of Elvira (left circle) and Dolly Parton (right circle) with Jennifer Tilly as the center

chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back

It was chicken & broccoli if you even care

Tummy says yes but the heart says no

If I made dinner and forgot to take a picture to post did it actually happen?

Go do your homework under thicc frog this instant!

An old coors light branded bar mirror with a smiling cartoon wolf character in a coors hat called BeerWolf

Inside you there are *several* beerwolves

It came and it's everything I could have hoped for

Self-checkout? Everyday. 😘 *smacks own ass*

"bluesky is dying" we're all dying pal come on lighten up

I just killed a spider out of sheer reflex and now I’m bumbed

One thing that’s great about bluesky is that anytime you see a stone cold dumbass you know they’re doing that shit for free. You really can’t say the same for any other site

“Buy my book; it’s on the internet, somewhere”

“Buy it wherever books are sold.” Do you not know where books are sold? You could just say “at the store”, like “buy my book, at the store”

Celia Fremlin’s 1960 Edgar award-winning mystery novel The Hours Before Dawn. The title is in a sort of scooby doo-esque Spooky Sans.

They should bring back this font, a sort of Spooky Sans

Forgetting stuff is wild. Like sometimes your brain’ll just be like “oh that? No, sorry, I threw that away, didn’t think you’d need it again”

My Dinner with Andre but Andre is the seal from that movie Andre and he’s just like clapping for fish the whole time

One neat keto trick is when you’re at a party you can just eat the dip with your hands, just get those fingers down in that bowl, no one will hate you for this, you’ll say “it’s a keto thing” and they will surely understand