constantly changing

oh i thought utopia of rules was pretty good

honestly i think it's already done as much harm to the brand as it's going to, why not continue?

energies*

come, sister, join psychic enemies with me. let's destroy the fucker.

i am focusing intensely and directing many annihilating beams of dark energy at all of your line managers

it’s such an enormous unforced error

cycling uphill into a headwind is a good way to relearn humility

honestly mate the way you've been thinking? all wrong. here, lemme tell you how

the only thing microwaves do is spin things and warm them haphazardly, yet we appreciate them. you do so much more than that, isn’t it time you appreciated yourself?

i once folded a five pence piece in half in a bench vice in design tech in my formative years. satisfying.

ok you outdid me today then

hobgoblin does taste like resentment tbf

hm

I tried to rouse my manservant for his tasks but on entering his quarters found him hiding under a blanket listening to Warning. I think the boy is spent and we need a new one.

Oxy stain remover spray for the difficult-to-remove aspects of your personality

the academy has been superseded

blake is on genius yo

Dear mother, dear mother, the Church is cold; But the Alehouse is healthy, and pleasant, and warm - and the staff are surprisingly lax about my idiot friend vaping indoors

damage seems minimal but i’ll know better when it tries out. he has, however, applied some sort of men’s scent without consent and it’s driving me insane

they were playing bring me the horizon when i came in

i couldn’t make it to my appointment with the dude who usually cuts my hair so i’ve had to go somewhere else that had availability. it smells like PE in here. lads my wig is about to get smashed to bits

it would be similarly constructive.

and yet i'm still thinking it'll all be OK if i just get another job 🤡

I think to some extent the angle on it that would chart has been folded into pop

...has it not already happened?

😋

i am merely a mole and it is my accursed fate to get whacked

Picked up the Tago Mago 33 1/3 book for a buck and got to the bottom of the page before putting it in a donation pile