constantly changing

£1231804723948 and it's about as good as monophonic ringtone

another one falls prey to the mandela effect

i think my social skills got a lot better from being able to access online communities as a kid though and don’t know i’d necessarily have gotten those opportunities to throw without them 🤷

my elderly father has just come across the word “canuck” for the first time but thinks it’s a long u. Canook.

does it work

snerging is going for a sniff for perv reasons

oh that must be nice for you your mother must be very proud

earlier today in the break room, I saw a throng of coworkers commending their fellow on having brought in an esteemably well-fried egg atop their lunch.

even if you did you were an idiot child then

as a devotee of lenny henry, i prefer a premier inn

it's important to be honest with yourself x

what brings you to the budget accomodation option

honestly this shit rips and i'm so proud. would probably veto the Heartworn Highways samples if we did it again but hindsight eh

i put out exactly one good record in my mid twenties and as a occasional treat on a special friday night i get to listen to it again and remember when things were cool as fuck for a few years

when i go to one of those lovely continental towns that are neat as a pin in the netherlands or wherever i feel like an usher’s going to turn up and ask me politely but firmly to leave. i know what i am, i deserve this

yeah it’s class innit

it’s good as fuck even if it’s a malign influence and i’d never live there

the T&Cs are bewildering

we can't all cut about carrying our ego in a shopping trolley with a busted wheel, Sloane

oh i loved that shit no idea why

I have devised an elaborate system of pulleys and hoists for transporting my very large and very fragile ego around

My last motorbike got stolen the better part of a decade ago but I'm just trying to remember cold weather riding tipz. V important to have something to cover the neck gap inbetween your jacket and your helmet. I had a riding balaclava but that was too goofy. A tube scarf will do.

those heated glove liners make a big difference

i know i know, i'm sorry, i know it was meant in a good spirit, i'm just very sensitive to any criticism of Trout Mask Replica

oh i thought utopia of rules was pretty good

honestly i think it's already done as much harm to the brand as it's going to, why not continue?

energies*

come, sister, join psychic enemies with me. let's destroy the fucker.

i am focusing intensely and directing many annihilating beams of dark energy at all of your line managers

it’s such an enormous unforced error