Sashy

Just got gathered by the estate agent via email with my man on cc.

Trevor you are not one of the girls.

Watching my man nap on the sofa, he cute 🐣

Mama you missed your eyes w the fake tan mitt

Listened to the ‘I who have never known men’ audiobook and it’s now my favourite book, will now have to read it to lock it in and make it legitimate.

I’m the only one left fighting the good fight on Bluesky, can my followers all buck their ideas up please.

Stephen Bunting has my whole heart #titanium #LetsGoBuntingMental

Oscar’s just told me we are watching darts for the millionth night in a row

Miss Katsu Minaj has the devil in her today.

Not what Jesus would have wanted on his birthday.

Supposed to be going carol singing in the village tonight but have rekt my throat by chonging the living daylights out of a pineapple ice Lost Mary last night. Can’t let the village down though.

You know you’re getting old when you have to have an emergency rennie before a night out

That’s Aldi darling, know I’ve won the lottery if we’re ever spending like that in trose

Love a big shop

Time for bed

Train conductor just caught me serving face in the opposite window

I know a cornichon hates to see me coming

I’ve been up to my usual tricks and as a result I’m not feeling my merry best #dailyupdate

I forgot :( the only thing worth having was the pink gin spritz

Was not aware that Aled Jones had multiple Christmas albums … that’s my night sorted

O come all ye faithful is the best Christmas song

Had to buy wine glasses for Oscar’s flat so I could enjoy my wine because I’ll be damned if I’m drinking out of an arsenal glass again

Drinking some riesling and watching instagram reels, what the fuck is up 💯🔥😤

Will my husband ever return from war (black tie work Christmas party)?

I know in my heart I'm like that Olympian who just did a park run or something, but I just haven't been discovered yet. No scouts in Cheddington I fear.

Just saw this lil fellas face and had to donate 😭 Pls also donate: www.unicef.org.uk/donate/child...

Texting my younger sister is just like shouting into the void, that bitch don’t reply.

Having a lot of holes poked in my mojito rating system, not sure where to go from here.

Mojito at The Champion in Notting Hill Gate.

A good standard mojeet, tasty but no thrills. Comfortably the best one I’ve had this weekend.

Flavour = 8/10
Price = 4/10
Presentation = 4/10

Giving this a total of 16 out of a potential 30.

5’10” confirmed at santas grotto today