Sean Whitmore

DAMN you and your lemonade!

To be fair, non-zero chance Starscream asked someone to do it.

The green suit Batmans have been languishing on shelves for so long that they’ve started turning yellow.

I never used to experience very many beat-up delivery boxes, but it seems to be happening all the time now.

Including a recent FedEx delivery where the cardboard box was so wet I was able to tear it apart like brown bread.

Of all things, it was the first My Hero Academia movie. Every single time a character was introduced, there was extended cheering and applause from half the audience of, whatever they were, 15-to-20-year-olds.

Thank Christ the show’s whole cast wasn’t in it, but that’s still a lotta damn characters

Aquaman kills Joker, Batman demands the Justice League arrest him. Superman and Wonder Woman exchange glances, then say, “Bruce, we believe in the sanctity of life and everything, but this is coming off slightly performative.”

I’m gonna take the Magic cards and put them in my McFarlane card holders from the first few waves of Collector Editions and keep them on my desk, so when people ask I can tell them it’s an art display called “Bad Life Decisions”.

I did too, but he beat me…he lived long enough for worse guys to come along, so now his death is gonna be like winning the smallest prize on a scratch-off ticket.

Robert Kennedy said if he had a time
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”

The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

If I ever came up with anything even half that funny, I wouldn’t care if I became best friends with the guy the next day, I’d repeat it forever.

I wanna say, around ‘92-‘94. I don’t think the books were the best then, but that was the first time I was old enough to come up with the money to buy and read regularly, instead of acquiring random out-or-order issues here and there.

(And the cartoon/toy/video game trifecta helped a lot)

There’s a hundred replies pointing out that S31 were the ANTAGONISTS of the stories in which they were introduced, so instead I’ll focus on pointing out just how incredibly hacky it is to take the single thing that makes a particular property unique and say, “Weeeeeell, what if that wasn’t true?”

A transcript from an interview with Alex Kurtzman on why Section 31 is needed for the dream of the Federation: "So ultimately, I feel like what we’re saying is that in order for Starfleet and that beautiful vision that Roddenberry had of this optimistic utopia, in order for that vision to exist, in order for the light to exist, you need people who operate in the shadows."

Hey uh I have no creative power in Star Trek anymore so this means nothing, but I 100% object to the head of the franchise Alex Kurtzman justifying a Space C.I.A. for the Federation to exist.

Reminder that Red Lobster was *not* tanked by endless shrimp; it was tanked by private equity.

Golden Gate Capital bought it and immediately began strip mining by selling off Red Lobster's real estate, thereby converting the company's appreciating assets into perpetual lease payments.

In New Mutants #14, Claremont finally pairs Illyana with the X-Men’s junior team, establishing their relationship dynamic by juxtaposing Illyana’s dark interior reality (through her narration) with the outward adolescent group dynamics of her young teammates. #xmen #magik 1/11

If Bluesky is the new social media app of record, I thought we should move the Jesse Eisenberg story over here.

I’m losing it; thought that was Gaara from Naruto.

Noooooow we’re talkin’!

If they announce a Sammo Hung next, I’m gonna have to safeword out.

I can accept that Starscream toys tend to be grey instead of the cartoon’s bright white, but Yolopark’s box just feels like a tease.

I think 8 out of 10 people, if they had Superman’s powers in real life, would still put on a Batman-like costume, sneak up on bad guys in dark alleys, and pretend they needed to dodge bullets.

@fakeeyes.bsky.social, you’ve got the SHF Bruce Lee, right? Your potential masterpiece is coming up next year.

Oh for chrissakes, Bandai, leave me a little money for food.

…hmm.

I’ve avoided buying any Tolkien toys before now, but hmm.

I guess what’s been holding me back is they weren’t expensive enough.

a toy photography shot of Indiana Jones riding a horse and The Rocketeer flying overhead

the crossover of my dreams

I must have had this version as a kid or something, because I have a real affinity for it even though I much prefer Storm Shadow as a bad guy.

I am in favor of this movie only if it uses clips from the first two to make up about 50% of its runtime.