Michael Roasting on an Open Fire @thepmann

The fawning TIME cover for the "Architects of A.I." showing some of the worst people in the world sitting on a girder above NYC. In this version, Spider-Man has swung by their steel beam and sent them all tumbling in what can best be described as nothing more than an unfortunate accident.

Nice one, Spidey.

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And always with the "6, 7!" Like, what the hell are NUMBERS?

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Gumby watches the new Divinity trailer

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And how many more books won’t get published because the publisher has to eat that loss…

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And none dared call it treason.

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Jack London: 👍🏻

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Well, that was… graphic.

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But does he properly respond with “NICOOOOOOOOOOOLE!”?

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We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔

But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️

If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!

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It's marketing for a video game. Fun to see it's freaking out the squares, though!

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Dogshit is free in my yard.

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ISTG, y'all don't HAVE to RT terrible AI memes made by right-wingers into my timeline. There's no law that says that.

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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[long ago]
King: [waking up amidst mess] oh god
King: how messed up was i last night
King: i must have huffed 100 markers
King: i don't remember anything
King: oh shit
King: did i write cujo??

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gasp

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They never have before, why start now?

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Well, not continually trying to switch gears mid-production helps.

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Time Magazine Names Emperor's Tailors as Persons of the Year

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Senior Managing Editor, Square Enix (Open to Remote) Senior Managing Editor, Square Enix (Open to Remote)

I know I gots people who would be interested in this job: jobsearch.createyourowncareer.com/PRH_US/job/S...

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This may seem harsh, but everyone involved with this deal should die

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Quick, somebody cut through the girder

(Also, fuck you, Time Magazine)

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It’s hard not to conclude that the whole endeavor would be better off without all the cargo-cult Hollywood stuff. To draw an analogy to comics, the Eisners don’t do this, and they get by just fine.

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what kind of bullshit world is this where Andy Dick overdoses but survives

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Okay, now ICE is going too far!

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Publisher says Valve rejected complaint about hateful Steam review: "'Has Muslims, not recommended' is literal racism, so there should be no conversation needed" "I just don't know what to do about this"

I'm hoping for more articles on this situation, because we cannot stay quiet: www.gamesradar.com/games/simula...

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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

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LOL

LMAO, even

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I’m pretty sure both my grandmothers would be appalled by this.

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"Fuck me, the Kinks! Turn it up, man!"

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