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My gay friend and lesbian friend both becoming bisexual and then dating each other was NOT on the bingo card this year

GRIFTER???? I hardly know her

New jewelry let’s goooooo

At the airport. Eating pretzel nugs. In my lane. Thriving.

I’m working on a webpage for an event at my job involving 2 billionaires, and unsurprisingly, their PR teams are driving me absolutely fucking insane.

Really informative stuff happening on my instagram

I didn’t think you could “executive order” away an AMENDMENT…but here we are

Mark FUCKerberg thinks he can monopolize our data?? I’m boutta delete IG and Facebook. The only data he’s fixin to get from me is a picture of THIS DICK BIYATCH ✊ oh yeah and FUCK Elon too 😤

watch out I’ll literally trans ur kids

Omg 🙄 I made ONE nerd boy to transfemme pipeline joke and suddenly it’s MY fault homie got diagnosed with gender dysphoria. Like sorry I’m hilarious and have good queer-dar MY bad.

PURE JOY

Just sayin’

I need to stop drinking caffeine it is beating my ass rn. Tell me why I’m TIRED, anxious, and have a tummy ache all from a SMALL iced coffee!!

Embroidery helps, though

After Texas banned puberty blockers and hormones for trans kids, adults lost care, too As limitations on trans teens increase, doctors have left the state, weakening an already threadbare system for trans adults.

Screaming this from the rooftops because I literally cannot stand to watch this happen! My heart hurts. So many lives are at stake. :(

www.texastribune.org/2024/12/04/t...

Holy shit I’m…becoming the muscle mommy of my dreams

Why does Dasani taste like laundry detergent

what wine pairs with end of days

Hear me out…can we consider drug dealing a successful pyramid scheme?

Happy Thanksgiving I hope everyone gets just the right amount of drunk that nobody argues about politics on this day of family gathering 🫶🏼

I pray 😔

i swear to god some doctors enter the field because they have a kink for being unhelpful

Why does my head hurt?

Oh yeah! I haven’t eaten a meal in 24 hours

I just ate an old ass edible. Let’s see what happens!

Me and lil bro got pedis today. He invited me bc he’s on some self-care king shit.

It would be like Tampa Baes except better

Someone get me on reality television right now I would eat that shit up

I wish all men a very pleasant go to jail

This is how I celebrate International Men’s Day

Coming to this platform from Twitter must be what Matilda felt like when she left that fuck ass family to live with Ms.Honey instead.

Where the Bluesky d*kes at?? #letsgo #lesbians