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R. Guillotine

@rguillotine.bsky.social

I stare at screens and yell at clouds. I also make video games. https://rguillotine.itch.io/

135 Followers  |  351 Following  |  227 Posts  |  Joined: 11.02.2025  |  2.1371

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I got a 2 day ban from Reddit because I said Kristi Noem, and I quote " She's a c*nt. She has no empathy or a human soul and hates everyone who isn't white" and apparently thats "Promoting Hate Based on Identity or Vulnerability"

But all I did was speak truth. I dont get it.

08.08.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, as you should. I had a visceral reaction from it and I'm just a bystander. But granted, I think we should throw these dudes in a volcano.

08.08.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh. What a gross fucking weirdo. Violence is the answer here.

08.08.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.08.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys, did you know it's fucking woke and gay to *checks notes* have friends?

03.08.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Labubus. Welcome back Beanie Babies.

02.08.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is exactly what it's like to be from New Orleans.

29.07.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know...to GET.

29.07.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh, those are words.

24.07.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys, just stop playing Borderlands. It's a mediocre looter-shooter with bad writing and terrible jokes. It's never been good.

24.07.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You ever just look at jumping spiders and be like "Yeah man." You cute little Tachikoma.

21.07.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No need, I believe you fully.

19.07.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a pirate hat with a skull and crossbones and a sword on it ALT: a pirate hat with a skull and crossbones and a sword on it

Well...you know what time it is. (Or buy it outright)

16.07.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, morning. What's up? How you doing?

13.07.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Indie games are the enemy now
YouTube video by Legendary Drops Indie games are the enemy now

This was a good video and mirrors how I feel about the AAA industry.

11.07.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, drop an old pic you still love ๐Ÿ“ธ

Haven't been that happy in a long time. I was so young and naive.

11.07.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I need this intravenous. I had to find it and play it immediately. Makes my brain feel good. Fantastic.

11.07.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, they all just fucking suck. All of them.

08.07.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Business worm"

08.07.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ๆž—ๅŽŸใ‚ใใฟใ€Œใ‚ตใƒณใƒใƒผใƒฉ ๏ฝž่–ใชใ‚‹ๅŠ›๏ฝžใ€10ๆœˆ21ๆ—ฅ็™บๅฃฒ
YouTube video by KING RECORDS ๆž—ๅŽŸใ‚ใใฟใ€Œใ‚ตใƒณใƒใƒผใƒฉ ๏ฝž่–ใชใ‚‹ๅŠ›๏ฝžใ€10ๆœˆ21ๆ—ฅ็™บๅฃฒ

3x3 Eyes is getting a reboot?!?! I thought I wa the only person who liked this anime!??

03.07.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Former info sec engineer for federal gov, had Top Secret clearance. I always find these threats the funniest. The equivalent of "My uncle works at Nintendo"

03.07.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I absolutely hate getting in a dead silent Uber. Like I get you don't want to talk, I don't really want to talk to you either, but you straight up not even playing the radio? You absolute fucking psychopath.

02.07.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.07.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Freud was a hack, but I think this might be the modern equivalent to "penis envy"

29.06.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's cause c-suites don't know how to do shit. Most that started in tech, has let their skill set atrophy. Most C-suites are overpaid babies who need copilot to open a pdf for them. They are relying on it, and expect everyone else to be on board.

29.06.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another month, another flight.

28.06.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You guys remember when it took 10 mins for a computer to boot up and made terrible noises?

28.06.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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See whats at the bottom of the sea.
Play my arcade game.
rguillotine.itch.io/submerge

#GameDev #IndieDev #Godot #ArcadeGame #GameJam

27.06.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finished the NOGD Game Jam. Here's the completed submission, "Submerge" initially took me 3 days to complete, but they extended the deadline and so I updated it.
#IndieDev #GameDev #GameJam #Godot #ArcadeGame

You can play it here:
rguillotine.itch.io/submerge

27.06.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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