America’s Next Top MILF

I was so irritated lol.

Laundry is my least favorite chore. I’d rather scrub baseboards.

The mint chocolate ones are my favorite. If I could get a 5 pack I’d be ecstatic.

I love these!

Super valid icks.

Fire station is right next to my kid’s bus stop. One of the firefighters was eyeing me trying to get my attention and I didn’t want to be bothered. I kept my head down, headphones in, walking with my kid. He came up and asked my kid if he wanted to get on the truck. Had me out there for 25 mins.

This is why I don’t take shit personally or too seriously. Compared to the observable universe we are like tiny on a microscopic level. Smaller even than the individual cells that make up our bodies. We don’t know anything and we don’t need to know. It’s a miracle we even exist. I just go with it.

a little girl in a pink dress is standing in a room with a bunch of children . ALT: a little girl in a pink dress is standing in a room with a bunch of children .

Sad to report that I got outsmarted by a man today. City girls down.

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

My drive to do whatever I want despite the naysayers

a purple background with the words remember who you are on it ALT: a purple background with the words remember who you are on it

Remembering that you’re a bad bitch after being in a shitty situation for so long is a deeply cathartic experience.

At the end of the day, however you enjoy experiencing sex as long as everyone is informed and consents, is right for you.

We still can impeach him….

I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler 😂♥️

democracy, you in danger girl!

eggs are expensive because the chickens are in the senate, with two images of two senators with chicken beaks added

a couch shaped blue sign that says fuck couches not america

a colorful and glittery sign that says me and my hommies hate facism and it's hello kitty sanrio characters

thread of photographs i took at my local protest (6-9)

creative protest signs edition

Y’all don’t like real women. You like agreeable women. The moment I speak up, I’m difficult? Nah baby, I’m just not your doormat 😌

👏🏽👏🏽

That’s beautiful! I love being a mom and I think I’m fantastic at it. But if I were to do it again, I would want to be more settled and financially stable.

Can’t see the upside rn with this economy or the Trump administration. Glad I have time to wait until things change or I settle outside the country. I want a little girl so bad, but I refuse to bring her into the world with everything being so ghetto rn.

The baby fever has been real this month, idk what’s going on but I rebuke it.

It is one again that time of year when I remember how thankful I am for all the farm workers who do the back breaking work of harvesting the giant watermelons that me and my kid are obsessed with. 🍉

“how did you know that” “because i know you”

Colman Domingo covers the latest issue of Vogue Magazine

🪞by Iké Udé

Absolutely nothing because free will exist.

🥰👑😍 Motha & Dawta

So fucking wasteful and out of touch.

I detest men who put forth lazy efforts. Be intentional or take your half stepping ass on somewhere