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Sam Vance

@samvance.bsky.social

I look like a giant 12 year old… or an adult who can’t legally live on his own. Uber Driver. OSU alum. Knowledge of food science & food safety… & sarcasm.

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Loser or P.O.S | Stuffy and Friends Shorts
YouTube video by Steve Shives Loser or P.O.S | Stuffy and Friends Shorts

NEW STUFFY SHORT! youtube.com/shorts/i6D84...

14.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

In the belly of the beast!

14.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”

a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

14.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 3554    🔁 853    💬 44    📌 82

“You are what you love & not what loves you back”

- You Are What You Love by Jenny Lewis

14.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a crappy thing to do…

12.02.2026 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’ll see how it turns out.

11.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m braising thighs, potatoes & jalapeño in chicken stock.

11.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good luck

11.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morning.

11.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 104    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

As an OSU alum, this is so embarrassing

11.02.2026 11:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!

11.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 344    🔁 138    💬 64    📌 63

“Several planned ICE office spaces are located near schools and early-childhood care centers.”

The Epstein Administration doubles down.

www.wired.com/story/ice-ex...

11.02.2026 06:34 — 👍 27    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 1
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Dinner, I guess. Just a couple potatoes, a large jalapeño & a couple thighs.

10.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ohio State's Epstein problems just got worse The world's most infamous pedophile kept an Ohio State OBY-GYN chairman on a $75K annual retainer for unclear reasons.

Jeffrey Epstein had Dr. Mark Landon, the chairman of Ohio State’s oby-gyn department and friend of Leslie Wexner, on a $75k a year retainer.

This comes the same weekend as Epstein’s draft letter to Wexner referencing their 15-year history of “gang stuff.”

www.rooster.info/p/ohio-state...

09.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 102    🔁 53    💬 12    📌 15
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The world heard JD Vance being booed at the Olympics. Except for viewers in the US | Bryan Armen Graham The real risk for American broadcasters is not that dissent will be visible. It is that audiences will start assuming anything they do not show is being hidden

Why did the American audience apparently hear different audio of JD Vance's appearance at the Olympics than the audio heard by the rest of the world?

NBC denies muting. But it's part of overall disturbing developments in the US corporate media world.

08.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 4918    🔁 1626    💬 329    📌 146

Said “take it easy, I’m doing the best that I can” to my cat this morning, to give you any indication of what my mental state is.

07.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@jennylsq.bsky.social

In these terrible times, I feel we need some catharsis… in the form of midwestern noise… or whatever I can scream in my car to while still being indie enough 😉

For Valentine’s Day, a good anti-love domg would be Ben Folds Five’s “Song For The Dumped”

06.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mini meanie

26.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me for 5 business minutes:

Why is that lady’s arm so hairy??

26.01.2026 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An absolute legend for this

26.01.2026 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#damnitstrue

26.01.2026 00:55 — 👍 106    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 1

Abolish ICE is the floor, not the ceiling.

You can't reform something which is completely broken and corrupt. You need to tear it down.

Democrats not on board with this aren't your allies. They will betray you and your communities in the future.

26.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 1093    🔁 283    💬 32    📌 9

Democrats have offered cussing and scolding after the killing of Renee Good and Alex Pretti in Minneapolis. We need a real plan of attack, now. interc.pt/4racvJd

26.01.2026 22:51 — 👍 112    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 1

Did they think they’d be greeted as liberators??

I think it’s social media brain rot on the right, especially on Twitter where trolls & bots have flooded the space. I think some of these guys thought this was a populist movement & not white supremacy & fascism.

26.01.2026 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Abolish ICE is not enough.

Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.

We need prosecutions and trials.

Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.

26.01.2026 18:10 — 👍 32077    🔁 8785    💬 875    📌 470

If the GOP Minnesota candidate for governor is dropping out & distancing himself from the party, it really doesn’t bode well for ICE’s second in command.

26.01.2026 15:21 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

25.01.2026 21:59 — 👍 41824    🔁 10732    💬 734    📌 328

Huge

26.01.2026 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great album

26.01.2026 05:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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