Nick 🧟‍♂️

Fully committed to my fall outfits even though it got back up to 80° again somehow 🍂

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Twinless was absolutely fantastic. Would recommend.
Dylan O’Brien was nice to look at too 😅

Monday is Mondaying 😞

If you understand, you’re my people. #NewProfileBanner 🎃💀🧙‍♀️

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Right there with you with the ghost types!

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But have you ever really thought about what life would be like if Pokémon were real?
The implications are terrifying.

Nothing beats a scalding hot shower after a stressful workday. My ice cold heart is briefly room temperature now.

Have you ever held onto a shirt for so long that it becomes completely destroyed and is downgraded to a pajama shirt?

Had a delightfully spooky time at our first haunt of the year with @beardedexposure.bsky.social and @mmart8810.bsky.social! 💀👻🎃

Our friends are taking us to a haunted trail that we’ve never been to! It sounds like it a really good one! 👻

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It’s the official start of haunt season for us tonight and I’m so pumped 😍🎃🧟‍♂️

I’ve created a monster 😂🦈

What are these fortune cookies trying to tell me? 🤑

Under blanket reveal 😈
Might delete later.

She definitely is the boss in this household.

Elphie’s new game for the past month is immediately taking my seat when I get up and staring at me like this when I ask her to move.

Do you remember?

I can’t wait to try it!

Third bear not pictured 😂

My favorite thing I’ve been seeing on my Discover Feed multiple times now.

Original Poster: “Ugh. I’m so __________.”
Commenter, agreeing: “You’re right!”
Original Poster: “How f**king dare you”

We love to see it 😂

Went to the fair with some awesome people, but more importantly, “Meatball Splash” is now a part of my daily lexicon.

It’s us. We’re the favorite gays.

The bathroom wallpaper at this wedding was too good to not take a picture.

It’s been 23 days since I posted a new selfie, so I give you: “running out of patience and consciousness at work.”

FINALLY

It’s honestly required every time.

Watching “Oh, Hi!” and Percy Jackson chained naked to a bed is really doing it for me.