Conner B. Delgado

this is why everyone I know isn’t having kids btw

All still banned in my classes.

We've had extensive discussions in the past year amongst my close colleagues about AI use in the classroom, and some people take different approaches. But all of these uses prevent students from learning what I am teaching them, here specifically information literacy

ladies, if he tells you he loves you, tell him to bring you Edelweiss. if he doesn’t, you have your answer

hey this is my
b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ❌
l̶i̶f̶e̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ ❌
h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ❌
güey of life ✅

some of you are giving dog returning to it’s own vomit core.

begging the question, beseeching the question, pleading the question, entreating the question, impetrating the question, supplicating the question, groveling the question.

tasting and seeing

if i was on love island i would be in the hideaway every day just to take a breather and get some peace and quiet

ooh a memento mori, i whisper and settle in for another hour of scrolling

4 flat gang we are SO back

A Q&A On My Controversial British Novel Leaking this because honestly it makes me look good (haters don't read this).

re: the Mexican French parody of Emilia Pérez, I did something almost bizarrely similar with 'American Dirt' wherein I pretended to be British holapapi.substack.com/p/a-q-and-a-...

double featuring nosferbabygirl tomorrow and I thought you all should know

Baconed eggened cheese

insurance should cover a night out with the girls

the right getting mad at Conclave winning awards is funny to me because as far as Hollywood making films about the Catholic Church goes, Conclave is perhaps the most generous re: meeting the Church where it would like to be, publicly, anyway, on matters of faith, mystery, and humility

If I saw the little match girl I would tell her:
"If you can disempower yourself, then you can empower yourself too. It's not a struggle, it's perspective. It's your life to live". Just some food for thought I guess.

as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch

don’t call unless time cast a spell on you, but you won’t forget me

whoa... wait I see myself in the headless mule... quite a bit...

I’d be soooooo good at being an ex-husband

don’t text unless you’d let the sound of my voice haunt you

me when I Lie

currently: having excess of it that, surfeiting, The Appetite may sicken and so die.

giving one lucky oomf my body (the bread) and my blood (the wine)

On Loving Yourself Papi, I'd like to like myself more

In my latest ¡Hola Papi! for my cherished subscribers, I tackle the complicated subject of "self-love," and talk about how I found it in the last place I thought to look holapapi.substack.com/p/on-loving-...

Strega Nona maxing

when the falcon is Maltese >>>>>

Massive Burgers Keep This Abandoned Oklahoma Mining Town Alive Meers Restaurant tells the story of a failed gold rush and Oklahoma’s land runs through burgers, peach cobbler, and lots of vintage decorations.

I wrote this ode to a burger joint near my hometown in rural Oklahoma before the election, but the piece is about nostalgia's role in the state's conservative impulses, and maybe more resonant today www.eater.com/24235044/mee...

Most of the art we see today participates in this abstract market construction of beauty, which is nothing more than a superficial façade to make sure that economic reproduction is moving along safely.

— Michael Asher, lecture notes, 1991