Floozy L’Pioux

paying 10k to take Don Bluth’s year long course so that I can finally produce the worlds most sophisticated monster fucking animation the world has ever seen.

Market sti’s as food poisoning you cowards

I wish sex position names took the pasta naming route. Missionary could be called like petto a petto. Scissoring could be called like elbows or something.

Someone draw a monster dating profile where like they have horns with the tagline “horny on main.”

But enjoying my extrovert privilege

Experiencing dual axes of oppression (being left handed and a night owl)

Say what you will about her but the Big Bang of at least some millennial monster fuckers was that one Nicki verse

I’m very ambitious for a lazy slut if a SOB, but there you have it.

The great queer/straight divide is whether 2025 was a devastating and prolonged torture. If 2025 was a normal year for you 95% you’re straight.

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What would a sex injury even look like for a cephalopod monster?

Miss me cunts? Went on a week and a half long fucking bender. Got nailed by like four were-centipedes, shit was crazy.

I want characters who are shallow on purpose! No empty space where a character is supposed to be!

I read four monster fucking books while I was gone (three from one series).

Bye for two days :*

Oh no! I have aspirations!

Feeling this heavily, decided that whatever commentary about my own writing I think from the hours of 11 PM and 4 AM are not reflections of reality and require daytime-me’s perspective.

In a global minority, which is that I strongly dislike both of these things.

The second time a man produced fanfic it became became hit broadway musical Hamilton. The first time it became Wicked.

Men aren’t dying in auto erotic asphyxiation accidents at the rates that they used to 😔

Before I get a publisher I need a book and before I have a book I need to write and in order to write I need to research and in order to research I need to be fingerblasted by a kaiju. It’s that simple.

In therapy, “what do you do.” I have a that’s-so-raven montage of monster fucking. “Um…I write.”

What do we want? Genital diversity in erotica!! When do we want it? Now!

Writing sexual tension is loads (heh) harder than writing just sex.

Making up place names is hard

No! You can’t hate the art and the artist! That wasn’t the deal!

Apron belly supremacy.

DMs just don't hit the same 😔

I was kidding

Setting all my posts to get responses only from people I mention to have a proper 1v1 experience.