Floozy L’Pioux

No! You can’t hate the art and the artist! That wasn’t the deal!

Apron belly supremacy.

DMs just don't hit the same 😔

I was kidding

Setting all my posts to get responses only from people I mention to have a proper 1v1 experience.

Me as a philosopher: Fleshy is a great word, but not erotic inherently. Phallic is inherently erotic, but not a great word. Yonic, on the other hand

Eating a cubic ton of blueberries and then napping. Bear core

Little Bear’s Uncle Rusty can get it.

I respect the Naga lovers but how do you all not immediately think about how musky snakes are? At least cephalopods bear the alluring odor of the sea.

Fookingth.

*shakily removing glasses*

Hate fucking is so blase. We’re friendly banging over here.

I would rather die than watch hazbin hotel.

America’s xenophobia issue is on display with Melania Trump, as well as its strain of anti sex worker sentiment. Melania Trump is a fucking monster, but not because she’s an immigrant or a whore. Those are things that should complicate your feelings about her, not solidify them.

Gonna set aside my irreverence for a moment. I want nothing but security, comfort, respect, for sex workers. With no respectability politics acting as a barrier to this. Sex workers of all kinds, and all temperaments.

No hate no hate, I wish I could like it, but to me books marketed as cozy often just feel like pov: you’ve been lobotomized.

My poor wips. Relying on ME to finish them. Me, who is too beautiful to work hard. 😔

☹️ omg.

Teeth clinking in a kiss isn’t sexy I’m sorry. Have better aim.

Writing an orc/human romance 🐋 (the whale represents my playful nature)

people always ask me how it feels to be so sexy and i say i dont know you should ask the girl reading this

Another day, another monster fucking book using Holocaust imagery.

Best estimate my characters aren’t going to have sex until like chapter 14 🫩

Fabulous.

What else could we call monster fucking?

Haven’t seen Guillermo’s Frankenstein yet

No words yesterday

:(

Having a hard time naming my main character cause her family sucks and I know they would give her a whack name

Robert Heinlein’s legacy is so beyond anything I could ever give a shit about, and from how some people are lamenting it I can only hope that they’re just joining in to hate on Musk. If this many people openly give a shit about that man, of all things…. 👀