Nolan Vancey

It's been a while since I had an update, but I have a new post for subscribers, the beginning of another college campus-set weird tale:
www.patreon.com/posts/ghoul-...

Gary Splotter Classics 3: The Shag Club | Nolan's Grotto Get more from Nolan's Grotto on Patreon

Another rerun, the original third chapter of my horny (and messy) wizard school spoof. In this one, Hymenea infiltrates the exclusive Shag Club to wheedle the Slipperin homeroom password out of Professor Shaghorn--by any means sexessary! #wam #messy #foodfight
www.patreon.com/posts/gary-s...

Oh man, I wish I'd known about this! FWIW, following now.

Tubi?

Anybody looking for horror/fantasy erotica? I've got a twist on the "monster girl" trope under 5k words that needs a home.

Hahaha

The Greatest Showman really is bullshit from beginning to end . . . which, ironically, the real Barnum probably would have appreciated.

“Sometimes I like to come in here when I’m in a bad mood,” the guide continued. “The Magoopsie is . . . well, it’s a good listener.” Karen could have sworn the guide blushed, and she noticed for the first time how young she was: pretty, but barely out of her teens. Karen shook her head in confusion. “But that makes it sound like it’s . . . alive,” she protested. Another bubble formed on the surface and expanded until it popped, giving Karen the distinct impression of an eye, winking at her. Again, the mood of the attraction was certainly working on her imagination. Hadn’t she pictured the Magoopsie luring victims into its depths to drown, like one of those plants that smelled sweet but closed around any insect foolish enough to land on it?

For #quicksand day, I invite you to explore The Magoopsie, an attraction you won't soon forget:
www.patreon.com/posts/134706...

Everyone who tried it floated away

I love that this looks exactly like the cover of a 1980s fantasy novel, but I don't think even Questar would have published something quite this naughty. (I'd be happy to be corrected if this *is* a book cover.)

Totally Bound published my novel that's mostly about WAM and food play (albeit in the guise of a historical romance) and I know they carry some BDSM fiction, so you might check them out. They are based in the UK.
totallyentwinedgroup.com

Thank you, Saturday morning cartoons, for showing us ourselves

Share where your #fetish started

she’s so real for this

*Corola De Rosa. Sorry!

Book cover: MESSY by Corola De Rosa. Heart-shaped cake, partially smashed, on pink background

#currentlyreading MESSY by Colora De Rosa. I was excited to get my hands on this one, a contemporary poly (MFF) romance that happens to center the #WAM ( #wetandmessy ) kink (lifestyle?). I'm only in the early chapters, but since far I'm enjoying it. #romance #books #booksky 🔞✒️📚❤️

ADAM'S APPETITE WAM novel, signed - NolanVancey's Ko-fi Shop Signed paperback copy of ADAM'S APPETITE by Nolan Vancey, published by Totally Bound. Follow Adam Blythewood as he unravels the mystery of Roderick Ut...

I'm such a dummy-- *I* have copies of this for sale! I can even sign it!
ko-fi.com/s/3b9a1b1243

Adam's Appetite (The Bondgate Mysteries) Amazon.com: Adam's Appetite (The Bondgate Mysteries): 9781802505283: Vancey, Nolan: Books

Thanks for the boost! I'm Nolan and my book ADAM'S APPETITE is still available from the usual places: www.amazon.com/dp/1802505288/

. . . So, is there a *Mrs* Beast?

Gary Splotter Classics 2: Dinner for One | Nolan's Grotto Get more from Nolan's Grotto on Patreon

New for subscribers! Another installment of Hymenea Gunger's adventures, in which dinner is on her, if you catch my drift . . .
#wam #wetandmessy #messy
www.patreon.com/posts/gary-s...

Barbarella, of course

See a web, post a web

Yeah, exactly! Now I'm curious about the importance of games (or game shows) in other fetishes' role-playing.

Advertisement in the style of a chain text message that reads: 🎉🌈 HAPPY 🥳 PRE-SALE 🤑 DAY TO MESSY: FOOD FREAXXX BOOK 1 🍰 WHAT 🤔 IS A PRE-SALE? IT’S KIND OF LIKE PRE-CUM 💦 A NICE 😇 TREAT 🍦 BEFORE THE BIG 🍆 RELEASE ☔️ BE GOOD 👑 AND ORDER 🐶 YOUR COPY NOW ‼️😤 IF YOU LIKE TO 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💏 SHARE 💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 PASS 🤝 THIS 💖💜💙LOVE NOTE 💌 AROUND 🤤 TO FIVE 🤭 MESSY 🧁 BOOK 📕 SLUTS 👅 REMEMBER TO LEAVE A ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (PORN)-STAR REVIEW 💘 IF YOU LIKED 🥵 IT RIGHT 👉👌THERE 🫦

🌈📚 My book, Messy: Food Freaxxx Book 1 is available for pre-sale! SPREAD the message far and WIDE! 😍 🌶️📚

coroladerosa.com/product/pape...

Anyway, that's what I've been working on today. #amwriting

Related: "bets" on sporting events or whatever, with the "loser" getting a pie or something. Even if, in the context of a story, the game or bet is the flimsiest excuse for messiness, the reader still has to be able to follow the logic of who gets what and why (and how it leads to more, if it does).

. . . it's also often part of one-one-one foreplay as a pretext for getting messy prior to sex. (Think strip poker, but with messy forfeits in addition to losing clothes.) So in practical terms, being a #WAM writer often means being a part-time game designer and play-by-play sportscaster.

#writing day, still working on a long commission. Something that might not be obvious from the outside (idk, maybe it is?): how important games are to #WAM (wet and messy fetish). So many of us discovered an interest in gunge through game shows like Double Dare or Get Your Own Back, but . . .

Gary Splotter Classics 1: Charmed and Disarmed | Nolan's Grotto Get more from Nolan's Grotto on Patreon

Working on some longer stuff, so I'm republishing a few older stories this month. Today for subscribers, the original first chapter of my #wetandmessy magic school parody series:
www.patreon.com/posts/136514...
#WAM #pies #messy

our bodies are
tectonic plates

grinding together
carnally

until we are
quaking

with a
magnitude

no scale
could define

#poetry #writing