good jeeb M.a.a.D Yoshi

Yooo Babs, these go hard

In hindsight, knowing what we know now, "trying to date your couch while listening to NewJeans" sounds like a very JD Vance thing to do

But instead it's a post I saw written by a content creator I follow bc they were playing "Date Everything!" on stream

I feel like I should be legally allowed to German Suplex any youtube commenter who uses the word "woke" derogatorily

shredder has the best WHAT

If he's not a bot, then he's obviously just irrelevant, or insufferable, maybe both!

Googled his name: Came across his twitter account with what appears to be AI-generated pfp/banner, a YT link to a music account (hasn't posted in 3y, has 14 subs), claims to be a game dev, is from Moscow, and has 187 followers despite being on twitter for ~16y.

Russian bot, likely. Grifter, fs.

Decided to re-read Spider-Man & Wolverine issues #1-3 and honestly... I'm fucking done. I was really excited to see what they'd do with this from the first issue, but #2 and #3 have been so patronizingly bad that I'm just giving up here and now.

Dude complaining this is the third time I deleted his post

Me deleting it yet again

This continues to be the funniest show I’m watching this week…

shoutout squirtle squad

they're playing apt at the charley's sandwich place

uh huh uh huh

shoutout transgender

I need advice from video game collectors/N64 enthusiasts+experts

I have something that is apparently a lil valuable and I'd like to sell it but I want to do so in good faith and securely

Please DM me if you're knowledgeable on the subject

#nintendo64 #n64 #retro #videogames #collector #nintendo

An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed

I forgot about posting. Is it fun

real

dreaded_fans

Ozzy died this morning.

Check in on your sad goth ladies today, make sure they're okay

Jon Stewart responded to CBS bowing down to Trump and canceling Colbert

Re-embracing Superman has really helped me in my life lately. I know that sounds corny but it's true.

'78 encourages me to romanticize things.
'25 reminds me to trust my intuition.
S&L holds space for catharsis around more complex and difficult emotions.

I'm trying to be strong.
I'll get there.

I WAS RIGHT

HMMM IT'S ALMOST LIKE I SAID YOU SHOULD

Honestly yeah

A right-wing woman approached me on a hookup app, asked if I would hate-fuck one. I said, "I have, but no. Bc they're bad in bed."

Her: "Give me a chance, I'll do w/e you want."
Me: "Except get me to c*m."
Her: "I'll get you there."

Me: "That's what they all say, but they famously have no policy."

Nick Cage WAS Superman at one point

threebi

Grind The Gap
The Hanger
'Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2'
PlayStation

Already did. Was excellent