Whimsy 💚🏳️‍🌈

Nothing could have ever prepared me for the number of adults who are mad that that they didn't know something that use the defence "nobody ever taught me this", when the answer was on the packaging or the instruction manual.

Freshly made bed with floral linens

Having a big glass of wine because laundry plus making the bed again is basically a task worthy of the Olympics when you're recovering from being sick

All cute but 2 is my fave!

Ok thanks, I've made sure that's turned off!

Fuck trophy hunters. Our country takes their money because we need it but it's the fucking worst. Never a tear shed when nature fights back.

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Selfie of a white femme person with shoulder length red hair

Very overdue for a haircut, the bob is not bobbing anymore 😭

Some people apparently love to keep their food aesthetic stuck in 1943

The maps/location thing hasn't rolled out to my country, so who knows if other people can see me because I don't have a place to turn it off yet yay

Yeah it's hard to make raw chopped steak looks good. But my fave local restaurant serves it on toasted bread with hot mustard and red onion and it's one of the few times I eat red meat these days. I promise it tastes good but this might be peak White People Nonsense 😅

Unfortunately I was raised by the food culture that brought the world steak tartare so any amount of cooking steak counts for me

ffs 🤦i guess at least they tagged so you know it's garbage, but still

Fair enough! I guess I don't listen to anything too explicit so I don't select specific music around my family

Whelp, I asked for something different 🤣

your profile pic captures this perfectly

Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth Test Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth alignment chart test.

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Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth test result: True Nerd

No surprises here

These are some good vibes though

Nobody knows 🤷‍♀️ supernumerary teeth can be genetic, but no one else in my family has had one

he needs hugs and forehead kisses

an eternal mystery

pretty sure my mom has it stashed away somewhere with my baby teeth and wisdom teeth lol

much better, thank u 💕

buck buckley looking like a wet cat

ag nee man

my fun fact is that i DID create an extra tooth! less fun is getting a full-sized canine tooth removed from the roof of your mouth

it's either depressed chaos or pink pilates princess pop playlists and nothing in-between

I just wanted some chill music for while I work, why is Spotify intent on making me depressed?!

Presented without comment

I could never (teeny tiny bladder aside 🤣) this is usually the largest drink you'll get in my country