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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

I love how Archie incorporated the Battle Kukku. Since in that canon Bean is a defector from the army and he can summon bombs, presumably the Great Battle Kukku can summon bombs due to the same skill or training!

Ultimately right now in video games I feel surrounded by people who are worried, all the time, about long-term unemployment and ensuing social (or actual) death and so if you seem very invested in coming up with fun uses for LLMs in games I find you despicable.

I genuinely fucking hate what puritans are doing to the internet. so much so that I can’t even put it into words.

if you’re a part of the “but think of the children” crowd, fuck you. you’re not in it for the kids. you’re just trying to thought-police everyone, especially minorities.

It's basically this. You just gotta say you *did enough*. But it's so funny how like bsky blocks DMs, but Discord doesn't because they see it as a critical feature like it doesn't matter, they just have to give up SOMETHING to pretend they're doing something. We're sacrificing effigies at the alter.

The plushie Zetterburn skin was revealed on the sales page!! I NEED THIS SKIN 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

Why does Rivals 2 only get top 6 instead of top 8? That's super disappointing

Beyond ❤️ Also Mu and Charlie

me when I meet Anubis and they go to weigh my sins against a feather

Testing_Climbing

A classic tweet from @kennykeil [Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped] I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality

if capital one asks "what's in your wallet?" ask them to show you their warrant. if they do not have a warrant signed by a judge you are not legally required to let capital one search your wallet

The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media

This reminds me a little of Mel Brooks dealing with studio notes.

Anyway, here's Poppy Kong

this reminded me just how funny adding mega man music + sfx to random videos is

Meta Knight

Would you wear a long tail like this? 🤯
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#supermotiontail #dragoncosplay #fursuittail #fursuitcommission #tkwaggertail

Rivals of Aether is Important to me

Screenshot of a pixel art game. The Dialog says: "a little gramdma guidance: try smacking everything"

@vgadvisor.bsky.social

It really sucks that Microsoft sunk its claws into so much of the game industry and is attached to a ton of games I wanna play.

What sucks even more is supporting genocide, which is something Microsoft loves doing. I’m very in favor of Microsoft fucking off until it stops loving genocide so much.

The one more thing cutting to Todd Howard is deeply repulsive

i dreamt a new ace attorney game was announced. it was just a remake of the og trilogy BUT!!!!!! wright and edgeworth were women. so thats the energy im bringing to the nintendo direct today

It's truly baffling to me. It would be so easy for him - or any other scumbag billionaire - to turn it around and make the world a better place! They could have a positive legacy and make people like them! But that would require idk basic human empathy. Or at least a brain cell.

Elon so desperately wants to be liked, and there's plenty of things he could do with the wealth and resources he has to make people think better of him, but that would require him to part with some of that wealth and improve people's lives, and that's the one thing he'll never do. He'd sooner...

Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand