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A black and white cat stands on top of a scratcher with his back arched in a defensive pose, looking ready to attack.

Behold! He is the strongest warrior!

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Tom Clancy's Bible Black

Very good. Throw a few thin apple slices on there too. Good on a hotdog with some bacon too.

Look at that Big Meaty Paw. Dude could take someone out if he isnt careful.

There's now more days between the announcement and today then the announcement and Skyrim.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Bridgets back!

Every time I clear out my wardrobe to pack for a trip, this thing starts talking to me like the green goblin mask...

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Pokemon is basically a thing Nintendo does where once every couple of years they release a new set of character designs and I get to enjoy cute fanart based on these character designs for the next two years. Allegedly, a video game is somehow involved somewhere

binturong fancam

A black and white cat stands on the floor with his tail up, while another cat watches from the doorway.

Uni has entered attack mode! :3

With neoliberalism (HOPEFULLY) dying, populism is all thats gonna remain. Whether its gonna be more left or right wing is up to the dems at this point.

based based based based

On May 27, 2007—Memorial Day—Mary McHugh mourns her dead fiancé, Sgt. James Regan, in Arlington National Cemetery's Section 60. Regan had been killed by an IED explosion in February in Iraq.

this is how i will remember dick cheney.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

And getting to see the team iterate on them is super interesting!

IMHO The Nightlords are the best bosses in any Fromsoft title. Consistently high quality.

YEAAAAAA WOOP WOOP

I was thinking about how funny gooner speak is to me while taking the dog out and this entered my mind

Disappointing to see creators I like promoting Arc Raiders despite the developers saying they use AI voice lines.

HARVESTELLA 3rd Anniversary

Harvestella
3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:

Have you done Hakan with a chubby belly before? No bias or anything i swear

I don't really have a caption for this one.

Joke answer, Pantheon 5 in Hollowknight. Serious Answer, Seath runback in DS1. Invisible platforms are frustrating when in a hurry.

If I say that doesn't seem like a lot, is that an indictment on the younger me being bad at ds2 on release or is it an unreasonable amount in general?

But cant you just kill them enough to despawn?

Love when characters get an "it aint gonna suck itself" artwork.