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Zeke. Any Pronouns. 18+ only.

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A black and white cat stands on top of a scratcher with his back arched in a defensive pose, looking ready to attack.

A black and white cat stands on top of a scratcher with his back arched in a defensive pose, looking ready to attack.

Behold! He is the strongest warrior!

15.11.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3089    πŸ” 654    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4
yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

15.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2565    πŸ” 781    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 125

Tom Clancy's Bible Black

12.11.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Very good. Throw a few thin apple slices on there too. Good on a hotdog with some bacon too.

11.11.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at that Big Meaty Paw. Dude could take someone out if he isnt careful.

10.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's now more days between the announcement and today then the announcement and Skyrim.

10.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

09.11.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16928    πŸ” 3251    πŸ’¬ 245    πŸ“Œ 57

Bridgets back!

09.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every time I clear out my wardrobe to pack for a trip, this thing starts talking to me like the green goblin mask...

08.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 845    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2
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07.11.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Pokemon is basically a thing Nintendo does where once every couple of years they release a new set of character designs and I get to enjoy cute fanart based on these character designs for the next two years. Allegedly, a video game is somehow involved somewhere

07.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1258    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6
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binturong fancam

04.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
A black and white cat stands on the floor with his tail up, while another cat watches from the doorway.

A black and white cat stands on the floor with his tail up, while another cat watches from the doorway.

Uni has entered attack mode! :3

06.11.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5461    πŸ” 1067    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 10

With neoliberalism (HOPEFULLY) dying, populism is all thats gonna remain. Whether its gonna be more left or right wing is up to the dems at this point.

05.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

based based based based

05.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 350    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
On May 27, 2007β€”Memorial Dayβ€”Mary McHugh mourns her dead fiancΓ©, Sgt. James Regan, in Arlington National Cemetery's Section 60. Regan had been killed by an IED explosion in February in Iraq.

On May 27, 2007β€”Memorial Dayβ€”Mary McHugh mourns her dead fiancΓ©, Sgt. James Regan, in Arlington National Cemetery's Section 60. Regan had been killed by an IED explosion in February in Iraq.

this is how i will remember dick cheney.

04.11.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 29967    πŸ” 7904    πŸ’¬ 881    πŸ“Œ 512

And getting to see the team iterate on them is super interesting!

04.11.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IMHO The Nightlords are the best bosses in any Fromsoft title. Consistently high quality.

04.11.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

YEAAAAAA WOOP WOOP

03.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was thinking about how funny gooner speak is to me while taking the dog out and this entered my mind

29.07.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 409    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Disappointing to see creators I like promoting Arc Raiders despite the developers saying they use AI voice lines.

03.11.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
HARVESTELLA
3rd Anniversary

HARVESTELLA 3rd Anniversary

Harvestella
3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:

03.11.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 11

Have you done Hakan with a chubby belly before? No bias or anything i swear

03.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't really have a caption for this one.

30.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 468    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Joke answer, Pantheon 5 in Hollowknight. Serious Answer, Seath runback in DS1. Invisible platforms are frustrating when in a hurry.

03.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I say that doesn't seem like a lot, is that an indictment on the younger me being bad at ds2 on release or is it an unreasonable amount in general?

03.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But cant you just kill them enough to despawn?

03.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love when characters get an "it aint gonna suck itself" artwork.

03.11.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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