Tonight I'm rolling my dice with my balls. Because we're fighting my personal Big Bad right before we fight the main Big Bad. Penultimate session incoming.
08.10.2025 20:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@diomonic.bsky.social
This is my space to scream into the void. Nothing here matters.
Tonight I'm rolling my dice with my balls. Because we're fighting my personal Big Bad right before we fight the main Big Bad. Penultimate session incoming.
08.10.2025 20:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So much happening in the world and all I have to say about it is FUCK!
Anyway, time to make burritos for the family.
If you do anything with guava, and you're adding sugar. You are wrong.
30.08.2025 00:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep trying delta 9 thc drinks. The best part is, they barely work and taste like shit. They also don't really mix well with other beverages. Worst part is it makes me kinda want alcohol again. Pretty much my least favorite way to enjoy my favorite intoxicated.
23.08.2025 02:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to research how much of my lawn has to be grass and get to that minimum. What a stupid plant to sink that many resources into.
10.08.2025 20:37 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0How much coconut oil do I need Costco?  
-Enough to look like you're starting a vegan porn studio.
Going on book tour, and by that I mean doing acid at a festival and yelling 'buy my book' at randoms, while throwing random pamphlets I have at them.
25.07.2025 01:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just sharing some music, no b8g deal.
youtu.be/oVOYXKO5JaI?...
Whelp, job starts tomorrow, and on Tuesday I need to be awake at like 5am. This is gonna be a hard week.
20.07.2025 19:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#BookSky
19.07.2025 08:15 β π 39353 π 7825 π¬ 543 π 530Breaking news - Famous band decides to pick up instruments they played in high school.
17.07.2025 14:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I DONT GET IT!!!
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i don't get it
Going to get his story straight with Prince Andrew?
14.07.2025 17:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ive been enjoying some escapism, before job interviews slam me from the top rope.
13.07.2025 00:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean its mostly my fault, I was living too far away until last November.
27.06.2025 13:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh shit, first in person DnD with this group tonight. Only took 4 years....
27.06.2025 13:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey you, person about to use AI for 'just a small thing'. Go do it yourself, hire a real person, or fuck off.
26.06.2025 00:19 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Life's to long to listen to the outro of Layla. 
Also Clapton is a racist.
Anyway, who's got a good dick joke before we disassociate and experience ego death?
22.06.2025 16:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm glad I only am putting one child through what our world is becoming. I still feel like I have to apologize to her every time I read the news.
22.06.2025 16:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My kid came in to cuddle while I was still sleeping this morning. Then after a few minutes she rolled over and kneed me in the crotch.
Nothing like murderous rage to start your day.
Things are escalating...in my dnd game.
19.06.2025 05:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been enjoying your work for at least 20 of them. Fantastic job, hope you're well.
18.06.2025 17:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've had a certain podcast host get upset that some of us want to do their polls but can't without re-joining the cesspool.
16.06.2025 23:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So chat is just Statler and Waldorf?
12.06.2025 23:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0