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the curious case of benjamin bottom, is this anything?

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omg grace

starting to rethink the dyspraxia

oh no!

omg the mystery bruises. like rationally I understand I've hit it somewhere but also I have no memory of it

some people are like "chaff, is this dyspraxia" and I'm like but my fine motor skills are great! I can play piano and sew tiny things, I simply cannot understand where my body is in relation to furniture and doors lmao

I am so clumsy but in the stupidest way possible. I can do the most elaborate eye makeup you've ever seen, but will attempt to close a door while my heel is still in the way

it was such a shit pub too. one of those fake Irish bars

this is so good!

exactly!

im CEO of eating crisps, someone give me £300k and a podcast

was literally thinking about this the other day

genuinely baffled that people think he's worth listening to

i do feel like if you spend all your time in the manosphere, insulting women, and listening to loser podcasts you can't also cry about no one fucking you. pick a lane, dipshits

skill issue for sure

"the problem is women" hell yeah, go off queens

the problem for these men is I like being a problem

it just needs to be done sometimes

it's weirdly refreshing isn't it? like an emotional reset

ah yes, the piano and strings immediately there! am definitely gonna give this a listen

it's really interesting that it's classical (I've dropped a link elsewhere in the replies). might be some other non-classical songs that come close, but thinking about it, they tend to be songs that make use of piano or strings

Why does classical music make us cry? Catchy music makes you tap your foot. Emotive music catches you off guard and without warning, has your eyes pricking and nose running. So why do we have this physiological response to music?

here we are www.classicfm.com/discover-mus...

oh im fine lol, it's more a comment on my response to music than anything

there are probably psychological reasons why it's classical (remember seeing a study looking at musical frisson a couple of years ago)

sometimes it's cathartic to put on classical music and have a good old sob

By God is that Gordon brown's entrance music?