Just Beth

this is what happens in your mentions when you make a viral post

Verbinski gets it, while Aronofsky torches his career chasing genAI payola.

belatedly posting a real gem I saw on the west coast

#TwinPeaks #ANightmareonElmStreet4

You can no longer catch fish, drink beer, or drive a truck. because of woke

When I was 19, a guy I knew said I looked Latina and started calling me B.Lo, I was like yessss sí sí I am an exotic muchacha. Such a beautiful language too innit

I wish I was Latin, I'm as white as you can get. Scottish mum, English dad. Booooriiiing. And I live in Canada, so I'm basically the most colonial colonist ever to colonize 😭

idk but this country has worked pretty hard to make you feel fuckin miserable for being Latino so I’m still riding the high of one show reminding everyone that being Latine is one of the coolest things in the world

When I (white Canadian girl) was 19, a guy I knew said I looked Latina and I rode that high for sooooo long 😭

She's so fucking ugly

Lazy Dog but it doesn't open until 11 mon-fri

One Battle After Another

If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop

In hs my husband was the backup qb and the kicker 😭

There should just just be one kicker. Same guy does punt, field goal etc. I guess two, they can have a backup

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Haha pats eat shit

Myke just walked into the room and asked if I was watching silent hill again 😭 I vehemently denied it, explaining it was the 2nd one, revelation

Yes I'm watching silent hill revelation. Is it terrible? Yes, but I love SH3

Been walking around for weeks yelling "don't report me!" Like limmy trolling overwatch

They're only good at kicking you in the nuts

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Why the fuck is an Ontario based online gambling app using Jeremy Piven in their commercials 🤢🤢🤮

Wish we could catapult him over the border

Pop punk already sucks okay I don’t need to witness Tom Macdonald make it worse

I honestly love this because I hate pop punk. I was a teen in the 90s and I just associate it with lots of drinking and drugs and people doing some very morally questionable, depraved things. Also I went to a festival that Primus was playing at and had to sit thru blink 182 and they sucked

Sweet, I'll check it out!

All sounds delish to me!

The trick is to just chop them off