jo

or as i prefer to think of it, “dear john and hank”. @hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-

Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it

Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it

Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

for real!? fuck yeah! i can’t wait.

Children raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.

I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.

It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.

ditto

love this one. love them all but this one a lot

A round low yellow platform on which we see standing a hot dog bun with cartoon arms and legs. The bun is patting with one hand a red frankfurter with cartoon arms that is perched on a little stand in an obeisant posture. They are clearly working up to a tremendous stunt. A banner matching the platform is suspended over the scene by mauve columns. The background is a gradated, muted green with a few stylized sparkles on it. On the banner and the front of the platform are the words, ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY’

an ink drawing of a pochard, which is a kind of duck. it looks upset.

Don't know what else to do today, so I inked this angry duck

It's Tetris. The answer is Tetris

we have a snow joe also and i don’t get why they didn’t call it a snow job i mean the opportunity is right there.

i’m trying!

billboard for “sleeper: #1 sports app” reading “YOUR EX COULDN’T SEE THE SIGNS, BUT YOU CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE, JUST LIKE SPORTS.”

most depressing billboard I have ever seen

We're Here A nice little email for people from Earth.

The LAST We’re Here of the year is waiting for you!

Read it: werehere.beehiiv.com

Come join me and Allie Brosh for the world premiere of My Dog: The Paradox theoatmeal.com/blog/dog_par...

this is mr. marshmallow and he is the fastest foster fail ever.

Please offer this for sale after today!

idk but i came to the comments just for the answer.

Calvin & Hobbes walking along a tree trunk laid across a river as a bridge.

40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.

hey, thanks.

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

Evidence Piece Number 4,916 that Donald Trump is a pedophile, and that the Republican Party has gone out of their way to protect a pedophile, and should be asked “Why do you protect this pedophile?” at every opportunity

northwest nebraska

SWPC has only ever issued a handful of G4 watches, and we have now for Nov 12 due to three incoming CMEs. Storming may begin on Nov 11 with the impact of the first CME with two more close behind it.

If the forecast verifies, much of the U.S. may see the aurora Tue/Wed nights.

'Maybe it will happen today' styled as a Mamdani campaign poster. 'Maybe' is a large, gold, serif font with a red drop shadow, and 'it will happen today' is set below that in a gold all-caps, sans-serif font, all on an ultramarine blue background.

@teenvogue.com less than a week ago i was trying to find out if there was still a physical magazine i could subscribe my 11 year old too. this is so disheartening. and very frightening. your leadership will be remembered as cowards and we will not forget.

Tracking PPP: Search Every Company Approved for Federal Loans - ProPublica As part of the Paycheck Protection Program, the federal government has provided hundreds of billions in financial support to banks to make low-interest loans to companies and nonprofit organizations i...

If you see any business owners belittling SNAP recipients for accepting government money to get through tough times, maybe look them up on @propublica.org's PPP Loan Tracker to see if they got any of the $793B in bailout money (96% of which was forgiven)

projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...