MagicMeansTrouble

Sleepy Hollow, The Haunting (1963), maybe Quatermass and the Pit. A good leftfield one would be La Cabina. It's only 35 minutes long, and mostly Mr Bean style comedy, so no need to follow the dialogue. For extra yucks, don't tell the kid that it's actually a horror movie.

Rum, sodomy and the lash, minus the rum

I've been kept awake by the Mancunian gay bar "Wonderballs"

Astonishing thing I read on LinkedIn this morning by someone being harassed about a deathknock after a family tragedy.

Said the Lancs Post journalist Matthew Calderbank told this grieving person he 'had' to write a story and 'had' to do it today, under orders of his boss Vanessa Sims.

Shameful.

Elf, with Cary Grant. Directed by Hitchcock.

The gradient's against her, but she's on time

That porcini is a stonker! Hope you checked it for gnomes before cutting it up

Who has the other 20 pairs of eyes? And WTF is that puppet at the bottom right?

I Spit On Your Bollocks

Bad day at Black Bollocks

Labour party response to Zacks speech. Guardian.com/livefeed

Rattled, much?

A speech about unity, community and cohesion.

About the 99% Vs the 1%.

I'm not surprised the Labour Party didn't quite get that....

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Tugging the ol' Golden One-Eye

Starboard torpedo, FIRE!

Was the one couple Farage?

Can't watch The West Wing any more because of just this.

Prez took a 'free Taiwan' flag as he's half blind with MS? Who gives a fuck. He didn't sell Taiwan to Chattanooga.

'See the whole of the board?' I'd go for a president who doesn't think the bishop is a butt plug then shove it up his nose

Turns out there's more than one way to get on the BBC

Cats everywhere though

Anybody seen any dogs today? All the dogs have gone. What's happening?

Looks like fat and black people are f***ed. Thanks, White Jesus!

Nuremberg rallies aren't the best place for 'public debate'

YouTube video by Elwyn R AVRO VULCAN XH558 HOWLING AS SHE TAKES OFF & SETS OFF CARALARMS!!!

F-35s are supposed to be able to make a noise similar to the old Avro Vulcan under the right conditions. Can't find a clear video of the F-35, but here's a Vulcan. Did it sound a bit like this?
youtu.be/xJlsDiC9TBI?...

Wonder what anyone under 40 would make of this joke

His COO is Skye Nett

She's thinking about forming a demon KPop boy band

Behold! The Kwizass Holederach!

Whole party was sliding down a chute and out into a dark gorge. Only a 30' drop, but we didn't know that as it was dark. I laughed, as my conjuror was at the back and cast shapechange to turn into a bird. Rolled a '1' and turned into an elephant...

He just shoves the flute in, like the stick in candyfloss

I read "CoC" as Call of Cthulhu, which made this setup even more awesome.

"Sir, it's a Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath at 80 yards!"

"BRING UP THE PIAT!"

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Make a band singular:

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