William SRD

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

Warhammer 40k MFers will literally do shit 'In the Emperors Name' despite not even knowing the emperors name.

In breakfast sandwich bacon is dead weight and sausage is superior.

I do however think the fact that simple ham forms a flavor symphony with cheese is underdiscussed.

Liking bacon is a personality trait and I'm tired of bowing down to those who say it isn't.

Ive not been seduced by power, power has genuine feelings for me.

What we have is REAL and BEAUTIFUL

A different photo that doesn't have my messy kitchen in the background

The level of projection your average redditor shows in r/AITAH posts is genuinely worth studying.

OP: My daughter is threatening our other daughter with a knife.

Top comment with 45k updoots: WELL WE CAN TELL WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVOURITE!

I have since learned there is a culture war about this image.

My opinion is unchanged, the photography looks uncanny to me.

But also:

Fuck the chuds screaming its woke cause her boobs aren't bigger.

I like Sophie Turner, but something about this is just hitting the uncanny valley for me.

Could just be the photo shoot, it might be less 'off' in motion

End of the World RPG? Damn fun system!

Excerpt from D&D today:

Group: ZOLGO WHY TF DIDNT YOU CAST DISPELL MAGIC

Me: He has trauma from that spell.

Zolgo: Yeah, I got hit with Dispell Family

Iconic Francoise Hardy black and white fashion photo.

All contestants finally wrapped and we're now prepared to announce Françoise Hardy as the unanimously chosen victor of the battle to be the 1960's French 'It Girl.'

Onyxia being hyped about her lair

Actually, $14.99, for those who are moved by that magic cent.

The Shade of Attlemoore: A Souls-Like Audio Drama A dark fantasy audio drama inspired by Elden Ring, Wraith the Oblivion, and Slay the Princess.

This is the final 24 hours for the Shade of Attlemoore kickstarter, my Soulslike audio drama!

We're 500 Canadian dollars (barely even a real currency) away from unlocking a bonus episode for backers!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/609...

I have accidentally taken a second vitamin d pill today.

If I have any nuclear physicists in my following, you should contact me immediately as I suspect I am about to become the first human to achieve a fusion reaction as my body collapses in on itself and becomes a new sun.

Keeping in mind that anytime I end up in a voice chat, it's usually with internet savvy dudes older than 25. AKA, my exact audience demographic.

I've reached the level of fame where I never get recognized in real life, but if I enter a voice chat with more than 10 people someone always 'swears I sound familiar.'

I guess you could say I'm a pretty big deal.

Tiktok Voiceover auditioners are highly skilled negotiators.

Me: This is a paid role, rates TBD.
100+ Commenters: NO PAY NO ONE GIVE ME THE ROLL AND I'LL DO IT FREEEEEEE

NGL, I consider this scab behavior.

Toilet paper needs to stop lying on their packaging and saying one roll actually counts as 2.

ITS JUST ONE ROLL

Imo audition anyway! If you're the right one for the part, we could possibly do the payment up front under the condition you use it to buy a mic!

Have been posting casting calls for the Shade of Attlemoore on tiktok.

Been pretty positive so far, but the lack of info retention in that community is appalling.

'Submit your audition to our email!' Which is stated verbally and on screen

30+ DMs asking where to submit their audition

Infuriating

BUT I NEED TO KNOW

BUT THE TAGS

A dog adoption page, due to a funny page break it looks like he's labeled as NOT GOOD, when instead he's 'not good with strangers,

DOG NOT GOOD
WHAT DID HE DO???

My two goals in life:

1. Make art that affects people.
2. Cause a bank run.

YouTube video by Timothy Cain Temple Of Elemental Evil Design Highlights

And damn tim cain drops this a few days later. youtu.be/PGtFMspiEC0?...

YouTube video by William SRD What Gary Gygax Did to D&D

The tale of Troika games, Gary Gygax, and the Temple of Elemental Evil.

This is what Gary Gygax did to D&D.
youtu.be/_-OmvGmRrH8?...

Fantastic ramble from a great source!