i be knowing

Gumbo is such a labor of love.

New Orleans folks,

Meeting about Data Centers

Feb 26th..

#NOLA #NOLASky

Whenever my husband lines up his hair, I always touch one of the points by his temple with my finger and go “ouch” bc it’s so sharp

It earns a big ol smile every time 🥰

For us, good grades or a good game = sundaes at Dairy Queen

Holidays or bigger occasions = Golden Corral or Ryan’s. Outback Steakhouse if we were feeling fancy 😂

When you were a kid, where did your family go to celebrate special occasions?

This is so funny to me — winning gold & going to the WH just to eat McDonald’s

When I was a kid, we didn’t have much but we celebrated big achievements with something at least a step up from that. Golden Corral, Ryan’s, a Chinese buffet, Outback Steakhouse, something 😭

Midterm message:

Sometimes I feel desensitized to everything about this country

But it really is wild to see this many people rejecting reality and destroying our livelihoods based on their collective delusions #SOTU

And “groceries”

If my 401k is supposed to be up $30,000 since he took office then someone needs to tell that to Fidelity #SOTU

If my prescription prices are really down “300, 400, 500, 600%” then someone needs to tell that to my pharmacy and insurance #SOTU

So now even the high prices and lack of affordability are our fault? #SOTU

I'm so glad we can come together as a people and focus on the REAL enemy: Tyler Perry.

Watching Paradise?

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist

This is his name from now on

Watching Yellowjackets for the first time and I can’t figure out wtf is going onnnn

Aww that’s so cute!! 🥹

They saying Keem done found his SZA. I’m here for it 😌

a woman with dreadlocks is laughing and saying cackling intensifies ALT: a woman with dreadlocks is laughing and saying cackling intensifies

These people keep coming up with more unnecessary work for “us” to do

But they don’t know that I already gave my 2 weeks notice

Da Baby: I fell off because I wasn’t willing to participate in Hollywood humiliation rituals

Also Da Baby:

a skeleton is holding a light bulb in his hand and standing on one leg . Alt: A skeleton puppet dancing

Thursday you gon meet Baby Keem

Alex on #LoveIsBlind is classic MAGA
- claims to work in finance when really he just does forex 😂
- inflated sense of importance/skill (“I could get any job in any country”)
- doesn’t know how periods or pregnancy work but wants it raw
- lies & moves goalposts
- lashes out at even gentle critique

Pink Lady

It taste like fruit that thinks it’s a vegetable

The woman with the “bad eyes” needs to come forward and explain what the deal is or state that he’s delusional

That episode of Atlanta was accurate

Atp #LoveIsBlind is being straight up disrespectful to these women

INFJ