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Tazzy Kitty in a fruit bowl meowing and closing one eye.

Tazmo says keep up the great work.

"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen"

a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs with its arms crossed . Alt: a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs with its arms crossed .

Cuz weed is legal near me now.

I adhere to the personal philosophy of "don't start no shit, won't be no shit".

I have two 30 minute one on ones a month. 5 minutes total of work talk. 55 minutes of politics, kids, and food talk.

They are making a followup to The Social Network and I feel like it might be related to the article I saw that James Cameron is working on a new Terminator but it's "Not what you think"

"You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science." - Charlie Kirk

Not now TIM!

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

There's a restaurant in Mexico that gives you free lunch if you order 3 alcoholic beverages.

Cody. Dont forget to rub your meat and add some heat!

I still have nightmares about being in the weeds as a waiter at Jack Stack and Hereford House.

I wasn't expecting to see a beautiful picture of Jacob tonight. Lol

IDK, I'm old enough to remember Greg Hill being called "The Real Deal" And named the starter only to get half as many snaps as the backup the next game.

Does anybody want to come over, cuddle, and watch Back to the Future? 2 or 3. I just watched 1.

my algorithm is all 1st amendment auditors. Lol. I don't even log in anymore

Great clip of @marcmaron.bsky.social

That would have been quite the tapas adventure. Lol.

Did you mean La Bodega instead of Fogo?

Anyhow. Here is a picture of my cat.

But I understand how that made you feel. I apologize.

Never condescending from me. Heartfelt.

There needs to be an "awww" reaction. Haha.

I just liked all these posts and nowni feel creepy. Lol

Ha. It's just a roaster.

Im so upset by this post that I will give you a gift card to Golden Day Coffee. But I promise, it will ruin all other coffee for you.

a close up of a casserole dish with a biscuit in it . ALT: a close up of a casserole dish with a biscuit in it .

Biscuits and gravy is a breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND a midnight snack.

And now he is dating Brooke Williamson. He must be doing something right. Lol.

I think he's definitely grown in that respect. I think having to compete with all around nice guy Guido Fieri made him grow up. Lol

Oh geez. He jumped on the cutting board. He didn't know it was offensive in Morimoto's culture.