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With how airport law works nowadays, if you do not change your name make sure to take a notarized document stating they are in fact your children if they take the other name.

Uncle Roger = Good.
Baratza = Bad.

I'm using you to rank my kitchen appliances.

I have the Baratza Encore ESP, and have no issues. So this confuses me.

"I wanna put my brain worm in you"

Organize your channels so you have what you want up top. Also, YTV had a banner saying channels were gone for me.

Gillian Anderson and Lena Headey Face Off in Netflix’s Western Showdown THE ABONDONS Netflix just dropped the trailer for its upcoming Western drama The Abandons , and it’s already shaping up to be one of the most intense rivalries of the year. Created by Kurt Sutter ( Sons of Anarchy,...

Gillian Anderson and Lena Headey Face Off in Netflix’s Western Showdown THE ABONDONS

American Royal will be partially done by summer 2026.

Fuck you Andy Bernard.

me with a kitten eating the top of my head.

My AI Kitten has gone rogue!

Lumines Arise: Exclusive Gameplay Commentary

Two developers from the Lumines Arise development team walk you through a few minutes of the music-infused, block-dropping (and super addictive) puzzle game whose origins date back to the PSP.

Listen to me and @beastinshen.bsky.social show off some brand new stages from Lumines Arise!

Tazzy Kitty in a fruit bowl meowing and closing one eye.

Tazmo says keep up the great work.

"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen"

a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs with its arms crossed . Alt: a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs with its arms crossed .

Cuz weed is legal near me now.

I adhere to the personal philosophy of "don't start no shit, won't be no shit".

I have two 30 minute one on ones a month. 5 minutes total of work talk. 55 minutes of politics, kids, and food talk.

They are making a followup to The Social Network and I feel like it might be related to the article I saw that James Cameron is working on a new Terminator but it's "Not what you think"

"You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science." - Charlie Kirk

Not now TIM!

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

There's a restaurant in Mexico that gives you free lunch if you order 3 alcoholic beverages.

Cody. Dont forget to rub your meat and add some heat!

I still have nightmares about being in the weeds as a waiter at Jack Stack and Hereford House.

I wasn't expecting to see a beautiful picture of Jacob tonight. Lol

IDK, I'm old enough to remember Greg Hill being called "The Real Deal" And named the starter only to get half as many snaps as the backup the next game.

Does anybody want to come over, cuddle, and watch Back to the Future? 2 or 3. I just watched 1.

my algorithm is all 1st amendment auditors. Lol. I don't even log in anymore

Great clip of @marcmaron.bsky.social

That would have been quite the tapas adventure. Lol.

Did you mean La Bodega instead of Fogo?