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I know a lot of adults like this, so…😂

Ward, I’ve got a lot going on…😂

Other things get waxed too, I just think the concept of butthole waxing is hilarious. I mean, it’s legit great too.🤷🏻‍♀️😂

A text that says, “😂👌I just love that it’s for a mini headstone making class ☠️ Yep, let me see what else I’ve got”

When you get high and impulsively sign up for a mini headstone making class, but totally space you are supposed to be getting your butthole waxed at the same time, but thankfully your waxer is a friend and cool.
I’m a mess.😂

Sunshine highlighting a black bag that says Rolling Stone in red script for the magazine.

We are built different in KC.😂
My current purse.

School drop off lines make me irrationally irritated.

Hah! I actually am not a patchouli fan generally, so don’t have any.

Got a little hippie vibe going today — floral, Bohemian shirt and flared jeans. I smell like a beautiful flower, though.

First day of school.
I’m still up early drinking coffee, so not much has changed except now I have to get 15yo out of bed.🙃

Maybe…I rank waffles pretty high, though.

I ate it up as a kid and my 18yo lived it too. I have a bunch of books still, but haven’t looked at the in a long time. I often think about a couple of them in particular.

I’m trying, man!

I love The Far Side!!

15yo says I need to be strong and nonchalant with my dap, not weak and enthusiastic.

I’m a hesitant plant lady. I love them, but I am not deeply in a research way invested. I keep them alive, but some thrive and others don’t.

This week:
1st day of school for 15yo, 4 days of work, taking 18yo to KState, tears, hopefully a lot of laughs and smiles, moments to myself, moments together, here, not here, thinking, reading, maybe more if I can make it happen.

White Rabbit is my go-to.

I’m here for whatever you are saying, tbh.

@sasscarpone.bsky.social

Oh, man. That sounds amazing.

Just love them where they are at and teach them independence. You’ll get there.💗

Summertime tomatoes are God-tier. I’m a big fan of Cherokee Purples if you can find them.

I feel like I have Yoda-ass answers to a lot of life shit, but I know absolutely nothing.😂

I’m altering it every day — it’s never and always perfectly tailored.

18yo went to his dad’s for the night and honestly I feel less weepy when I can’t physically see him.
I think we’ll be okay.

What if tomorrow is the day you alter your life?✨

Sounds baller.

Best time of year for them, no doubt.

So, French mayo.😂

Did you make it or obtain it from somewhere?