@scribblymoth.bsky.social
Ridiculous human. Lover of laughs. Just try it for the summer.
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
09.02.2026 03:05 β π 2708 π 438 π¬ 15 π 72Find out more about the halftime show!
09.02.2026 03:34 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Thank fuck.
09.02.2026 01:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the TaΓnos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
09.02.2026 01:38 β π 17177 π 4508 π¬ 95 π 158Hell fucking yeah.ππ»
09.02.2026 01:33 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brandi.π
08.02.2026 23:24 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0We are stranded on a hostile planet that's orbiting a treacherous star. Everyone and everything we love dies. But yes, I am ready for some football
17.09.2023 23:48 β π 1104 π 239 π¬ 14 π 5Ooo. Hell yeah.
08.02.2026 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Come over for snacks, please.
08.02.2026 21:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A plate of pigs-in-a-blanket, some plain, some with everything seasoning, some with Parmesan. For full transparency, this is a photo from 2022, but they look virtually the same every time.
You know what everyone loves?
These motherfuckers.
Phew.
08.02.2026 19:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you get a wiener whistle?
08.02.2026 19:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβ¦I have a middle part.π₯²
08.02.2026 19:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
wishing a very sad Sunday to all Patriots fans. sorry to this guy.
08.02.2026 19:34 β π 3619 π 174 π¬ 100 π 34I think itβs offensive that anyone is straight.
08.02.2026 19:24 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0!!!
Thatβs scary! So glad you are alright, Trish.
A big olβ jar of ice water with lemon slices and frozen blueberries being held by a hand of a woman immersed in a bubble bath.
Hydration and relaxation on a Sunday afternoon.
08.02.2026 19:15 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Noooooo.
08.02.2026 17:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can only imagine it is tooth-achingly sweet too.
08.02.2026 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Seriously.
08.02.2026 16:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Peeps icing and cake mix. It is very yellow.
Alsoβ¦while I do love a peepβ¦I donβt know about this.
08.02.2026 16:57 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0
Protein soda? Cβmon now. Unnecessary.
Stop it. Get some help.
08.02.2026 16:54 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0My Super Bowl priorities:
Food
Bad Bunny
Seahawks winning
Commercials
Please donβt call me out like this.π
08.02.2026 13:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Skiing is crazy, man.
08.02.2026 02:04 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I agree! I have a fair amount of skirts, but have fallen off from wearing them. Might need to buy a new dress or twoβ¦
08.02.2026 00:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Instagram really wants me to buy cute tights. Maybe itβs saying I should be wearing skirts and dresses more, which I donβt disagree.
08.02.2026 00:35 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*of not if
07.02.2026 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I always thought if my moles/freckles as constellations growing up, so that works!
07.02.2026 23:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
A hand poked tattoo of three lightning bugs and swirly atmosphere on an arm.
Got some whimsical-ass lightning bugs to join my cicada!
07.02.2026 23:03 β π 68 π 0 π¬ 7 π 0
