Jay

Sounds like something a double dipper would say.

Fish is from the future.

Faint Russian voice from inside the horse: “Da, Donald… just park us near the Wi-Fi.”

We’re not becoming an autocracy we’ve been test-driving the model with increasing comfort.

When courts, voting rights, and truth itself are under siege, the question isn’t “if,” it’s “how far?” Democracy doesn’t collapse overnight. It erodes law by law, lie by lie.

Are these the gay frogs we were warned about?

The fact that it made him genuinely furious makes it 10x funnier.

This is what using your platform with integrity looks like. Compassion, clarity, and courage. She was already a hero to my kid. Now she’s one of mine. True advocacy at its finest.

At this point, for Tesla "Full Self-Driving" is less a tech goal and more nonsense technobabble. A decade of vaporware, safety concerns swept under the rug, and a billion-dollar science fair running on vibes. It’s not just Michael Scott energy it’s Theranos with wheels.

You're absolutely right soft, gaudy, and easy to dent just like the ego behind it.

That's terrible branding! Gold is significantly weaker than iron.

Bold of him to assume Canada wants to be the 51st state when half of America’s trying to leave this one.

Also, what in the Bond villain name is the “Golden Dome System”? 💀

#AnnexationFanFic

Bold move: get investigated for campaign finance crimes, then sue because you didn’t get more campaign finance money. Eric Adams really out here treating indictments like coupons.

Germany out here trying to cosplay as NATO’s big sibling without waking the bear next door. Diplomacy speedrun: assertive but make it ✨non-threatening✨

This is so powerful. The vibe, the vision, the heart *chef’s kiss* Keep creating. The world needs this.

Because nothing screams “economic strategy” like scapegoating LGBTQ students while pretending trades and higher ed are mutually exclusive. This administration really said: spark plugs good, pronouns bad.

Ah yes, the bold strategy of silencing journalists to own the libs. Imagine being so fragile that All Things Considered becomes a threat to national security.

“Rotten sack of mangos” is sending me 💀 Man’s out here subtweeting a KGB warlord like it’s WWE.
#SeasonFinaleOfDemocracy

Hard to tell if this was sabotage or just elite-level incompetence. Either way, D.C. got knifed and told to stitch itself up.

Solid parenting advice from the original "HIM".

he man from the masters of the universe is pointing at the camera with a light coming out of his fist . Alt: he man punching the screen because a kid was being a dick

People forget that at the end of every episode, He-Man would tell kids to not be dicks and then punch them in the face so they remembered it.

The Supreme Court just told Indigenous communities that sacred land is expendable if there’s copper beneath it.
This isn’t just environmental theft it’s spiritual erasure.

So let me get this straight, corporate profit gets protection, but Indigenous religion gets bulldozed?
The Supreme Court isn’t blind. It’s complicit. You can’t claim “freedom of religion” and then dynamite someone else’s sacred ground.

Wild how “we can’t afford to pay drivers more” turns into “we found $500 million to make sure no one gets paid at all.” Automation isn’t innovation if only the top 1% cash the check.

Russian bots turn on ‘clown’ Donald Trump after he rips Putin over war in Ukraine Nearly 1,000 posts ridiculing Trump have popped up on Russian social media since the U.S. President shared critical comments on Putin’s war.

Trump turned on Putin and the bots turned on him.
Loyalty was never real, just lines of code. He wasn’t a leader. He was a lever. Guess loyalty’s conditional when your fanbase is 80% firmware.

www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Bro really said “I kept Putin safe 🥺👉👈” like that’s a flex. Imagine bragging about being the villain’s emotional support war criminal

This is reckless, authoritarian, and a threat to scientific integrity. Silencing government scientists because you don't like the journals is not reform it's censorship. RFK Jr. isn't fit to run a lemonade stand, let alone oversee the nation's health. This is how science dies under ego.