Matt Chatham

“Happy Halloween to my big, beautiful boy!” - Mary Trump, Scottish immigrant and Tylenol enthusiast.

Kristi Noem: "No American citizens have been arrested or detained.”

Except for the ones that were.

That is a pretty excellent reference. Or Teddy Ruxpin. Any preprogrammed response doll, that’s exactly what it plays out like.

Lovers of that deflecting “Trump Derangement Syndrome” barb can’t 🛑 mentioning Biden. Every present poor reflection of Trump’s <cough, cough> work—that he’s directly responsible for—they reflexively say “Biden.” Like someone, I dunno, stuck in an irrational repetition of symptomatic behavior.

Rivers in the Smoky Mountains have giant stuffed cherry peppers in them, noice

I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.

“It’s different, he’s a businessman” is the stupidest rationalization for political corruption in the history of the earth, but here we are.

“No, no, no…I can’t be found guilty in an international bribery scheme, I have several multi-family rentals.”

I am a sucker for a New-England-fall-morning-sun-peeking-thru-trees back porch pic

The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own.

Pathetic.

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Check out my recipe video for “Irish nachos”
Beef Cake & #GoldBark found at area Shaw’s, Star Market, Big Y or independent markets across New England

“He was very strong on congratulating me.”

MAGA didn’t negotiate to get daddy’s wildly unpopular Big Beautiful Bill thru 51-50 (needing VP Revlon as 51st), using reconciliation procedure to allow a simple majority instead of 60—burnt its use for the year. This is why we’re in shutdown. Didn’t negotiate then, must now. Can’t. Daddy’s hostages

It’s funny how people required to stand behind someone like Noem as she tells the most insane lies can’t possibly hide their own involuntary movements that scream “okay, now that was an insane lie.”

#BeefCake isn’t only a meat rub, it’s a next-level seasoning blend that can elevate a simple béchamel into a mind-blowing robust, smoky cheese sauce!

Check out my recipe video for “Irish nachos”
Beef Cake & #GoldBark found at area Shaw’s, Star Market, Big Y or independent markets across New England

Limitless gun rights, but w/ severely government-chilled free speech/press/assembly/protest is the debased fake “freedom” MAGA agrees to w/ Trump. Goes w/out saying, but drop the gun fetish & keep the rest…we’d still have a free society. But horde the guns, drop the rest & ya don’t. Not complicated.

"A nuclear war cannot be won and must never be fought"

- Ronald Reagan

I want the next DOJ to lay the everliving fuck down & settle big w/ every abuse of power, unlawful arrest & excessive force case happening right now in plain sight by these fascist shit stains. The next president/sen/rep should run on ensuring explicitly that. With a billionaire tax to pay for it.

It’s extra pathetic the self-proclaimed “waste, fraud & abuse” warrior brags about doing insanely inefficient 💩 cuz he’s “allowed to do whatever I want.” IOW, extremely wasteful cross-country deployments of so-called “war fighters” to flex on a few (at most) noise complaints…that we’ll all pay for.

The top person to take an oath to uphold & protect the Constitution (highlight, underline, circle furiously) has decided he “might be able to go around the Constitution” is some baldly treasonous bullshit…& Senator-Coach Gooberville lets the thought fall out of his mouth w/ no hesitation or remorse

a man holding a baseball bat with the words it 's not complicated behind him ALT: a man holding a baseball bat with the words it 's not complicated behind him

Same guy calling fuzzy black & white boat videos “narco terrorists” lies about how percentages work, lies about who pays for a tariff, lies that higher prices are lower prices, lies about winning an election, on & on. Trump
is the last guy on 🌎 who’s gonna be given “trust me bro” leeway…on anything.

a woman in a blue sweater is standing in front of a mirror and saying literally insane . ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is standing in front of a mirror and saying literally insane .

This ongoing bit where Trump acolytes go on all the right wing propaganda platforms to discuss the new & imminent plight of American farmers, while simultaneously trying to sell Trump’s undying love for them is truly insane dystopian bullshit. “Your abuser in the one who really loves you, we swear.”

Crockett: You have a president who consistently is obsessing over two women of color that are members of the house, I don't know what black woman hurt him in his past, honey, but it is really taking him through it.

Can someone please ask him how the GOP changed the 60 vote threshold twice in the last two months to approve 150+ trump appointees in one go? Cuz they are in charge and can change the rules to open the government. And they know it. They WANT the shutdown.

“Rejecting socialism” by taking a $40B US bailout is like rejecting meat by starting a carnivore diet.

I have a very bad feeling about this...

We’re giving $40 billion to Argentina.

This is $5 billion MORE that the entire USAID budget that DOGE cut.

The Canada-Reagan-Tariffs ad is not a 1000 year old one-line blurb of text to translate & interpret. It’s a f’ing video w/ the speaker spelling out exactly what he means. And Trump STILL thinks he can lie. That’s alternate reality, broken brain madness. That’s saying John Lennon is against imagining

I’d argue he’s no less misogynistic than he is racist, so he probably gets extra triggered when he sees both things together. Telling which drives each instance of his vitriol is kinda impossible, probably for him too. Toddler 🧠 just has a reflexive response: those things bad. Excuse me, “bay-uhd”

Believing that a dementia test is an IQ test—and that others can’t possibly be as smart as you because they could never get as good of an IQ score as you did on your dementia test that doesn’t test IQ—will not help your dementia test score. Or IQ.

We are looking. Right now. No need for reminders.