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Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسو

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Ex-banker • Imperfect but trying dad ×5 • Muslim • Writer & farmer-ish 🌱 Write: https://medium.com/@mohameddosou • Books: https://mohameddosou.gumroad.com/ Egyptian export 🇪🇬 finding his way in VAN 🇨🇦 For More Info: https://linktr.ee/mohameddosou

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6M files discovered but only 2.7M made it out?
That’s some creative "Freedom" math right there. I guess 3.3M pages were just too "civilized" for us peasants to handle. The audacity of this transparency theater is the ultimate global comedy. 🎭📉

02.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Expecting empathy from the Epstein guest list is like asking a shark for a life jacket. They aren’t "numb" to the footage; they’re just comparing notes. Why weep for the news when it’s basically a highlights reel of your weekend plans? Stay classy, demons. 🐍📉🥂

02.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Mohamed Dosou™ Ex-Banker | Author | Digital Creator | Based in Vancouver 🇨🇦

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02.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They told me to "find a niche." I chose: Egyptian-Vancouverite-Banker-turned-Satirist-of-Serial-Killers. 60 books later, I’m still an "imperfect dad" trying to disrupt the digital space before my kids disrupt the Wi-Fi. Satire, soul, and absolutely zero sleep. 🤡✌️

02.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Blink twice if you’re ready to tell the truth, Ivanka. We’ll even pretend to be shocked.

01.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As expected Nothing will happen, No consequences!

01.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

و إيه كمان ناويين تسيبوهم يهدوا بقي المسجد الأقصى و كنيسة القيامه عشان تبقي كملت و تفضلوا موروثين كراسيكم لولادكم؟
شوية كلاب لا عندكم أخلاق و لا دين!

“measuring 1.1 meter”
كأننا بنبيع سجاد…

01.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

مش كفايه ساكتين علي إنكم في كل البلاد كاتمين علي نفس الشعوب، و بتشيطنوا اي حد ضدكم؟
أنظمه لا عارفه تحكم و لا عارفين يبقوا مسلمين و لا عارفين يحافظوا علي أي مقدس؟
لا عرفتوا تدافعوا عن اللي بيموتوا و لا اللي ماتوا و كل واحد خايف علي كرسيه؟

01.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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معلش أفهم بس.
واحده تبعت قطعة من كسوة الكعبة لواحد متحرش؟
بجد؟
عادي كده؟
هو إحنا مبقاش عندنا حاجه مقدسه؟
بعد كل فضايحه نكافئه ب جزء من أطهر مكان علي الأرض؟
ولا دي شهادة حسن سير وسلوك؟
و لا إنتم بتنيلوا إيه علي دماغكم؟

01.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We carried the image of his fear in our minds for so long that seeing him safe in Minneapolis feels like a personal miracle - welcome home, little one, you are safe now.

01.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you think the Epstein ring ended with a "suicide," you’re the perfect mark - calling you a "conspiracy theorist" is just the elite’s way of burying the new emails linking Trump, Gates, Musk, and Andrew to that unnamed country’s satanic atrocities and total immunity. 🕵️‍♂️💸🚫🍼💀🤐

01.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Understanding America is a curve where "no red lines" applies to everything except the two blue lines; once you're a liability, the Epstein files and blackmail come out, and defying them gets you JFK’d, prosecuted, or greeted by a SWAT team on your lawn. 📈🤐👮‍♂️⚖️💣💀

01.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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أزمة الكلاب الضالّة في مصر بين الخوف والرحمة والعلم

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01.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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أزمة الكلاب الضالّة في مصر بين الخوف والرحمة والعلم

ليست أزمة الكلاب الضالة صراعًا بين الرحمة والخوف، بل مرآة لفشل الإدارة وسياسات الهروب السريع. القتل لا يحل، والعلم ليس رفاهية، والخوف لا يصنع دولة. ما نحتاجه تفكيرًا لا انفعالًا، وحلولًا لا ضجيجًا.

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01.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ask the Middle Easterners: they’ve seen this movie for years; you’re just finally getting the 4K home release. The "First World" just became a ghost story for the elites. 🤡☢️💣🗺️

31.01.2026 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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America's transition from "complain but nothing changes" to "can't talk and nothing changes" is almost complete. Between federal agents killing mothers like Renee Good and the King musing on a 4th term, you're not a "Democracy" - you're just a regime with an armada.

31.01.2026 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

خبوا بلالين أحلامكم عن دبابيس الناس. 😉🎈

31.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

اللهمَّ افتحْ علينا فتوحَ العارفين، وأنِرْ قلوبَنا بنور اليقين، وارزقْنا فهمًا عنك يُقرِّبنا إليك، وعملاً يُرضيك. 🤲✨

30.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump eyeing a 4th term? America is just a Middle Eastern regime with worse food and no healthcare. Ask Renee Good or the Palestinians: 'Democracy' is just a fed with a trigger finger in 4K.
The 1st World is dead - it’s just a cartel with a flag now. Welcome to the Global South, habibi. 🤡🩸🚮🌍

30.01.2026 20:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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America Was Never a "Christian Nation" Islam, Slavery, and the Forgotten Truth of the American Founding

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30.01.2026 06:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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America Was Never a “Christian Nation” Islam, Slavery, and the Forgotten Truth of the American Founding

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30.01.2026 06:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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America Was Never a “Christian Nation”: Islam, Slavery, and the Forgotten Truth of the American Founding

Christian Zionism isn’t ancient faith - it’s modern politics in biblical costume.
America’s founders rejected religious rule, studied pluralism, and built a secular state.
What’s sold today as “Christian heritage” is a strategic myth, not history.

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30.01.2026 06:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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من الشنطة إلى الخوارزمية من الشنطة إلى الخوارزمية: كيف تحوّل قرار الهاتف المحمول إلى جباية رقمية في مصر

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30.01.2026 06:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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من الشنطة إلى الخوارزمية من الشنطة إلى الخوارزمية: كيف تحوّل قرار الهاتف المحمول إلى جباية رقمية في مصر

من «الشنطة» إلى «الخوارزمية»… الهاتف لم يعد جهازًا بل ملفًا ماليًا متنقلًا.
سقوط اقتصاد الستر، وصعود الجباية الرقمية، حيث تُدار السوق بالكود لا بالعُرف، وتُعاد الخسارة دائمًا على المواطن.

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30.01.2026 06:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But my only concern is the foreign intervention and what will happen to the people and the country. I didn't ask to explain yourself it's just my political view based on my experience with what U.S have done over the years.

29.01.2026 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish only the best for iran always. For me they are brothers as any arab or Muslim countries. And I have lots of colleagues and people I met over the years they were Iranians and till today I am still intouch with them.

29.01.2026 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Freedom can't be achieved by asking foreign governments to destroy a country, change only can happen by the people. Check iraq, libya and syria when the U.S interfered what happened. On the other hand egypt, Tunisia what happened by the change of the people and for the people not by foreign country.

29.01.2026 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks not what Israel channel 12 is saying. That's why I made this post.

29.01.2026 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am with Iranian either they want the regime or not its their matter not mine, if they want to topple the Government like we did in Egypt its their decision. My problem is what is U.S is planning to do in nuking iran. The middle east will be parking lot, and a second unstable country in the region.

29.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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85 seconds to midnight and the U.S is prepping a 'far worse' sequel for Iran.
Ch12 says the red button is on the table - so this is how you export freedom now? With radioactive fallout and an armada?
Humanity is just a background extra in a billionaire’s mid-life crisis. 🤡☢️🔥🌍

29.01.2026 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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