Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee

text conversation between myself and my father: father: you didn’t eat your breakfast. I ate it. me: I know, I forgot and now I’m sad father: it’s gone.

my father has the heart of a true Poster

guy who is gay not because he likes men, but because he hates women

ah i see you work in structural engineering

I’m blocked and I haven’t been on this site for like 18 months lmao

i honestly do not know if this is a joke or not

god i would probably post boner for the first time, but none of Epstein’s collaborators have been prosecuted

ive started pulling my pants and underwear all the way down to my ankles when i pee at public urinals. here’s my ass everyone i guess. who fucking cares anymore

doctors HATE him. psychiatrists HATE him. everyone hates him. he fukken sucks.

Guy who’s trying to seem as hung as possible to his fellow jurors at the trial

doctors HATE him,

many such cases

but i wish i had been

i was not involved in JFK’s assassination

bro last night could’ve been an email

man what the hell

it still makes me mad that out all Nelson Mandela’s accomplishments, including becoming the first black president of South Africa and ending apartheid, what he’s best known for in the US is that most Americans couldn’t be arsed to remember if he had died in prison or not

I’m on the presale list 🙏

mox your art is so fucking cool

the perfect cum sock for catholics

straight boys love to drink 4 gin n tonics and then beg their bisexual girlfriends to put a finger up the butt

Starbucks needs to have a drink that only aliens can drink. Because then if you saw someone drinking it you would know right away, boom, that's a alien.

get their ass redbull

holy shit

man what

the echoes would go hard tbh

What drives me up a wall is that he’s *NOT* a free speech absolutist, Cis is a slur, he does whatever authoritarian regimes want him to do, he sues and fires people for disagreeing with him. He’s the fucking anti free speech scold newspapers can’t shut up about but they never notice it

Marc Maron dated Frank Zappa’s daughter?!?

it’s weird! these people are very strange!

your lips to Satan’s ears

the obvious “wtf” aside, it’s extremely gross that so many people are opining on a person’s genetics based on literally nothing. no tests have been released. no doctors that treated her have spoken publicly. this is just megan completely guessing, based on looks, that Khelif has a genetic disorder