Jonathan Ross, Jesus “Jesse” Ochoa - DHS murderers

Oh, you haven't heard "I Smell Like A Jock Strap Filled with Rancid Bologna?"

"But what about that woke superbowl, amirite guise" 🥴🤡

Maybe Jim McGuire should work on worrying about shit that matters, like supporting pedos. That's right Jim, I wrote "shit."

Damn, Lucas is savage 😂

I think the OP was about how boring it is to set up complicated games, not the fact they were playing the games themselves. I know lots of older people who play games of all kinds, imo it's not an issue unless that's all you do in life

Lot of 45 dickriders in the military.

Gross.

Read the never-issued Trump order that would have seized voting machines The Jan. 6 select panel has obtained the draft order and a document titled "Remarks on National Healing." Both are reported here in detail for the first time.

This appears to be bullshit, as this EO is a never released draft from 2022

www.politico.com/news/2022/01...

I can't say I care about golf courses, particularly since they are terrible for the environment but I know the reason he's doing this is, of course, to take it over like the criminal he is. So I hope NLT really gives it to him

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Waaahhh Jakey no like! Jakey break stupidhead sign!

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No, no, it's German for "the Bart the"

Blanket party

Maybe he'll fire it backwards

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"We weren't clear enough about who we are as a company,"

Lol you sure about that? I'm pretty sure you were, and that's why you're crying now. 🤷🏽

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1) me make money?
2) me get revenge?
3) ???
4) profit! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Good. Choke on your ill-gotten billions, you strung out nazi moron. Go die under a tree

The washed-up celebrity to maga pipeline is real

Nicki Minaj, who actively chooses to surround herself with and elevate convicted sex pests both in her political choices and in her own home?

The practice is ridiculously outdated anyway.

“Leaving was so humiliating for him that he chose to do it under the cover of darkness."

Maybe don’t rape children? “Humiliating“ is not enough.

Protect women and children from what? Yeah.

Dear @tootsie.com, please make your Caramel Apple Pops less sharp and more uniformly shaped, like Tootsie Pops. I greatly prefer the taste of caramel apple to blood, thanks

“However, he believes in the REAL Constitution™️, the one that was recently discovered during a routine colonoscpy, not that OLD FAKE one which was written like, what, 50 years ago or whatever? Who knows who wrote it even, probably some immigrant who came here to murder and steal land!”

I love how every picture of Patel is him looking like he boofed all the drugs

Lmao suck it Hector

We used to have so cal discounts for tickets. I bet that’s gone as well.

Look, if you know of a better way for CEOs to (allegedly) afford all that coke then I’d like to hear it!

Respectfully, so what? Once they gave it to that maga dickrider last year, it ceased to have any meaning. Minneapolis deserves a real honour for their bravery.

Unrelated, but what a stupid picture. He thinks he looks handsome and tough but in reality he looks like the desiccated, elderly, petulant, dim, pinecone he is.

Why would he want to go the “Woke Bowl” anyway? I heard a *brown* is doing the half time show!