🐸🐸🐸Not obeying in advance🐸🐸🐸

This is so grossly accurate. But he needn‘t worry, he *is* leaving a legacy he’ll be remembered for. Just not the one he thinks.

Oh, so he’s one of the ones who run and win as a democrat but then have an “epiphany“ whilst in office and ”can’t with a clear conscience” stay a democrat because “reasons” and flips to Maga?

He can barely walk. Why does this weak-ass dipshit need a ballroom?

Reposted. Come at me, bitches

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

ikr, what a loser 😂

Check this account, they have a bunch up 😂
@tomadelsbach.bsky.social

“I don’t think kids should ever explore their sexuality! That’s for me to do to them, in the privacy of my own home church!”

-This despicable chode, probably

The deluxe edition includes a meat crayon!

omg!

"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...

"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

For one, he probably wouldn’t voluntarily call himself “Chip”

He really is less a speaker and more a ventriloquist dummy with several fists up his ass. #creepybabysmile

Found The Dude in Port Orchard, WA.
#NoKings

Bye Felicia!

This corrupt administration has joined BlueSky to perpetuate their propaganda. Block if you wish. I did.

Why are they even here? They have Twitter and “Truth” Social. I guess existing soley in a hateful echo chamber that smells of rotten meat and farts isn‘t so fun? GTFO lmao

Russell Vought, Trump’s Shadow President From the wholesale gutting of federal agencies to the ongoing government shutdown, Russell Vought has drawn the road map for Trump’s second term. Vought has consolidated power to an extent that inside...

Russ Vought set out to ensure a second Trump term would not be hampered by checks and balances: “I don’t want President Trump having to lose a moment of time having fights in the Oval Office about whether something is legal or doable or moral.”

By @andykroll.bsky.social, with @newyorker.com

I prefer the one where he took a skate deck to the nuts. At least then he only hurt himself. Hilarious too!

TIL Meghan McCain is still running her stupid mouth and simping for Trump.

NOOO! They took Barbara?

Thanks dementia!

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW AS A PROFESSIONAL ANTIFA, WHY HAVE I NOT RECEIVED MY PAYMENTS?!? I NEED TO BUY MORE WOKE RAINBOW FROG COSTUMES! SAD!

I love how one unicorn has a potbelly and the other is chesty 😂

An alternate title could be “Rotting corpse Mitch McConnell, asked about ICE, falls deliberately to avoid answering the question and garner sympathy”

WOW... JUST WOW...

In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.

Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :

I wonder where the terrified Peairs couple is today. May they have the life they deserve.

Damn, Ireland 😂

No good! We need a banana for scale!

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.