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@bearfetchd.bsky.social

NSFW He/him Bay Area, CA Always in need of coffee

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I would be a much bigger whore than I already am...

10.08.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is something I would never have thought of on my own, thanks!

10.08.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can someone please share basic tee and hoodie recommendations for bigger boys? Jeans too, I guess. I hate clothes shopping.

10.08.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A product photo of the Emil head room lamp being released for the 15th anniversary of the NieR franchise

A product photo of the Emil head room lamp being released for the 15th anniversary of the NieR franchise

The perfect lamp doesn't exiโ€”

09.08.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool, this screenshot just got the boat song stuck in my head

09.08.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes it's cold

08.08.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm playing Hotline Miami because I want something twitchy and mindless but I am really struggling to "git gud." How the hell are you supposed to maximize your points in these stages?

08.08.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep running into this with my schoolwork. I know how to employ "vocab" words and advanced punctuation, but that gets me flagged. What a stupid world.

06.08.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had this same thought. I really had a lot of fun playing it, but it definitely felt like more of the same rather than a step forward to me.

05.08.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Update from previous post

04.08.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bearded gay bear laying in bed with a pink T-shirt on, the camera is close to his partially-erect dick and balls exposed from his open jeans

A bearded gay bear laying in bed with a pink T-shirt on, the camera is close to his partially-erect dick and balls exposed from his open jeans

Can't stop thinking about what a good weekend it was

04.08.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got my tags secured. I'm expecting a very good time. I hope I can secure housing closer to the main events next year.

04.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even rarer! I didn't see any. Lazy Bear tags are the new Pokemon cards

04.08.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw man, you got a blue one. I had orange, wanted to trade for blue.

04.08.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to imagine my life if I could leave Lazy Bear without a sore throat. But the sore throat tells me I had the sort of fun I wanted to have, so I'm not too mad.

04.08.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They got some Dark Cloud in my Octopath. I'm so gay for this.

31.07.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think a new Road Rash game would be neat

30.07.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Games that released the year I was born

Previous poster is just a child compared to my prehistoric ass

29.07.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

History will remember them as roommates

24.07.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the hell? Noooo

24.07.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Official artwork of the video game character Klonoa, who is a weird...skunk thing maybe. He has red shoes, a backward blue hat with a pacman pin, yellow gloves.

Official artwork of the video game character Klonoa, who is a weird...skunk thing maybe. He has red shoes, a backward blue hat with a pacman pin, yellow gloves.

What's wrong?

22.07.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're extremely welcome

22.07.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely correct ๐Ÿ’ฏ

22.07.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you think klonoa has a kloaca?

22.07.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Speculative Origin for Final Fantasyโ€™s Tonberry โ€” Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games King Arthur, kappa and champagne figure into this weird combo of monastic and monstrous.

How did Final Fantasy's Tonberry get its name? Trying to answer this takes us to King Arthur's resting place, a cryptid fish that looks like a monk, Dom Perignon, kappa, and of course Journey to the West.

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/tonberr...

20.07.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It's all yours!

20.07.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I was a gay pup I might name myself Pup Oppotamus because I'm insufferable and love word play

20.07.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The I's have it

I'm sorry

20.07.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the score screen from We Love Katamari. It shows a white planet with wavy rainbow bands. It is labeled "Munchy Uranus" and is 28cm 3mm large, took me 1:01 to get to that size. You can see a little bit of The Prince under the score.

A screenshot of the score screen from We Love Katamari. It shows a white planet with wavy rainbow bands. It is labeled "Munchy Uranus" and is 28cm 3mm large, took me 1:01 to get to that size. You can see a little bit of The Prince under the score.

Self-soothing with some Katamari

19.07.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard every time I post, but I post as often as I get hard (infrequently)

19.07.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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