B saturnalia enjoyer

cursed pitch: Millennial Miss Marple who uses her encyclopedic knowledge of niche online beefs to solve crime

A bed where i wouldn’t have to have my legs bent to sleep? So you’re saying you want me in your bed? Want me to be so comfy and cozy and drift off next to you?

friendly reminder that you’re smart and funny and beautiful and you have great taste and great style and an impressive knowledge of weirdly specific shit and you’re a good friend and a good human being and we’re all thankful you’re here x

Im working on posting/replying more, I was such a lurker for so long on the old site and on tumblr that I still feel somehow, idk, intrusive if I reply to someone I don’t know already. I am aware the only way to know more people is to start replying more. Brain hurty

Hey! Im on here to lower my self worth. Gotta keep the ego in check, lest I be too confident about being hot, smart, and sexy and scare the hoes

How was your evening? I biked with my friends, got abandoned in the bayou by them, been to whataburger twice, and I learned a fascinating and bemusing consequence of William the conquerer ☺️☺️

I wish Torchwood had had more then 3 seasons 🥲

Slide into my radar love

There may be choreography at times, but babe, i have to tell you the lyric is “fall on YOuR knees, and hear the angel 👼🏻 voices” so I expect to see you kneeling and looking up at me 😚

If my voice feels low I go for mr grinch, if I feel I have the range that day I go for Oh Holy Night, and yes I do believe that the Fall on Your Knees part is meant to be chest voice and FFF, what about it

My new avi, its a selfie i took a few days ago in a green sweater but now it has a frost filter and a santa hat edited on

Festive era. Rip ORG era

Does today being better mean yesterday and this week didn’t suck? No, but it means i can choose to have better days

Picked the long route for my run so I’m walking home in the fog listening to music daydreaming about getting everything i want and having the husband and the kids and running Ironmans and hiking mountains and writing books and putting in the work to make it all happen so yknow, you could say Im good

Pittsburgh and Erie county are the midwest. I don’t recognize any other Pennsylvania

I want to be [redacted] in such a way that I [redacted] hands-free. I just think it would be neat.

i have made a comprehensive list of what i’d like for christmas - you can find it on my profile under ‘following’ x

Thats an incredibly dangerous predator somehow. Near the top of its food chain, literally only hunted by orcas. And yet. It is also clearly a goober. Wild

Thank you. Crushing ohio state is honestly like Christmas for a michigan raised hoosier. First time in the two years since i graduated that I feel like capital H happy with my alma mater

I don’t like Heated rivalry. I should be the one having the gay sex

Asking the real questions here

hope i don’t get blocked for this but do you ever just stop and think about how cute hummingbirds are?

Definitely think its part of why hockey is the sport of choice for so much smut, that it is the whitest of the pro sports in anglosphere 😐

Across all the books from this series and the handful of other gay hockey romance novels (and tbh the straight hockey novels too) one of the reoccurring things is how overwhelmingly white they all are

I don’t know if this helps or makes it worse but in the books Shane (one of the main two hockey boys) is supposed to be half Japanese but it literally never comes up except in some vaguely 🫤 descriptions of him

Me in the water with an IU flag in a graduation putfit

Me in the water with an IU flag and a graduation outfit

Literally me rn

What a year to be an IU grad, best football team in the country and being skankfucked by the state house with a capitulating ass admin

Go fuckin hoosiers lmao

If i google coffeeshops open late and i show up to a fucking bar its bad enough, but if you aren’t even doing coffees anymore? Go to hell.

The way i loathe a coffeeshop + bar

Hansum 😙😙😙