baby king

An orange traffic cone’s skewed reflection in a car door closely resembles a butt plug.

Every morning, look at your reflection and visualize what you want to be.

[vulture after eating my corpse]
wooo pretty drunk rn

What a fucking shitty ass day

“It’sa me,” he said, taking a long drag off of his cigarette. He walked over to the window and exhaled slowly, the smoke from his lips disappearing seamlessly into the morning fog. “Mario.”

I loved Mickey 17

Do u think maybe if voldemort went to therapy he woulda been a different guy? Happy even?

What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

I have urges to tweet but no twt app

Its been a few days and im having trouble sleeping, and im reaching a point where i wanna cry about it

ODIO el calor no puede ser, that shit should be illegal, illegalize it

The filming for the final season of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ has concluded.

It is scheduled to be released on Netflix in 2025.

Bracket Symbols xkcd.com/2954

ahora si despues de un año es q mis amigues se pasan a bsky

Good morning u guyss

I just got "home"

I WANNA GOOOO

Me rn

Im on a birthday "party" more like a meeting and its with co workers i wanna leave so baaad

Ohhh i love these, amazing work

Hiii, andi here, looking for moots!!

i like
☆ horror manga
☆ horror movies
☆ musical theatre
☆ pop music

#horrorsky #popsky #promotwt #promosky

if you see this i invite you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation

I don't think some people really understand the concept of time

This app looks cuter since i last used it

Hola

Merry christmas yall

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, abridged. ©️ John Atkinson, Wrong Hands Panel 1, Scrooge is walking in the city, head bend, looking grumpy. Text reads, "Christmas sucks!" Panel 2, Scrooge in a 4 poster bed, three ghosts hovering above the canopy, "You suck!" Panel 3, same as Panel one, except Scrooge's head is held high, and he says, "Yay Christmas!"

Highly abridged.🎄⛄️🎄⛄️

Tried to quit twitter, but all my friends are there.... i miss it

My coworker asked for some relationship advice and I don’t think he appreciated my, “Have you considered more cunnilingussing?” suggestion.

a man and woman looking outside a window at the matrix code shit woman: I really can't stay man: but baby its code outside