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Justin Verlander returns to the Detroit Tigers on a $13 million, one-year contract Justin Verlander is going back to his first big league team, agreeing to a $13 million, one-year contract with the Detroit Tigers. Verlander, who turns 43 on Feb. 20, is

I would have signed for $10 million.

This game is one for the ages, in that it seems to be taking forever to end. #superbowl

Super Bowl LX is an upscale version of the entry-level Super Bowl L.

Lil' Bow Wow performing at the Puppy Bowl is not my idea of entertainment.

Wow this new Law and Order show looks groundbeefing, no wonder why they used the Super Bowl to introduce it.

Who's this Horrendous Hare fellow who's performing at the Puppy Bowl halftime show?

“I guess that’s worth poisoning our water for.” Erin Cullie, Massage Scheduler

New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots https://theonion.com/new-social-network-exclusively-for-ai-bots/

Is Gen Zed the one that likes the avocado toast?

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

Loss leader

Big fan of the Brooke Shields Show, especially the musical numbers:
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I'm actually much more interested in what an airhog observes today. They spend much more time in the air, which is literally where weather happens.

Traverse City, on the other hand, is very nice. A lot of snow right now.

"Mmmmm, brunson"

Former presidential candidate Perry Johnson joins Michigan governor’s race for a second time The Oakland County Republican business leader and GOP donor announced Monday he’ll be joining the 2026 race for governor.

He's at best a "half-assed guru", and four years more decrepit since the last embarrassment.

I just don't believe that the proposed "Walken and Talkin'" podcast with Christopher Walken is necessary. The whole celebrity-hosted genre contains too much cowbell.

As the TOS obliquely states, it's on a need-to-know basis. Mine is usually overheating when I am denied such info.

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Life Lyft for Uggo is one of my favorite DCFC cover bands.

#broncos

CBB-FM has rekindled my interest in consuming new and different music. Life is short, time is limited, it's tempting to just go with the known quantities.

The lamestream media refuses to publicize the fact that we recently switched to a bean-based economy.

Screenshot of a phone showing that the current temperature in Traverse City, Michigan is -4F.

Just want to reassure people, the "I'm not cold" people are out and about this evening in their shorts.

Masters of responsive design.

Dinah Shore <--> Dinosaur

Coincidence?

Must John Barleycorn die?

Data breaches are so commonplace and so normalized that the companies involved no longer bother to make the token offer of short-term identity monitoring, and nobody complains and it's not newsworthy.

Best of all, the initial notification to customers takes place months after the incident.

So all of this is because Obama won a Peace Prize?

All playoff games should just start in the fourth quarter.

Today on Irony Watch:

Jolene, founding member of the IBTC.