Joan Farrell

My dad said that gorgeous weather on election day favored the Democrats because the Republicans were all on the golf course.

Steve does not look like the bodyguard of a villain. He looks like Jabba the Hutt.

In the end, one way I sort the president is whether or not I would want to have a beer with him or her.
W was not bright enough to be a good president, but I would have a beer with him in a heartbeat. Would have a beer with… Reagan, Obama, Clinton, W.

Should have just handed out shovels.

Only in America could such a building be named after such a president.

Puddles on pavement is brilliant.

He got a medical degree from Trump University.

Why don’t we just get Harvard to give him an honorary PhD in making stuff up?

Don’t get too excited. Consider the source!

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She wants a job on SNL.

None of them read Shakespeare. They think the Merchant of Venice has a boutique near the beach.

Has she been drinking out of MTG’s water bottle?

She does not do the Border Barbie look well. She should be wearing a form-fitting suit with knee-high boots, a string tie, and a big whip.

At least this one looks like him.

We had to destroy the village in order to save it, writ large.

She’s almost out of budget money, so she can’t order a new uniform right now.

How come Big Ron looks taller than Trump?

Common milkweed. Grown from seeds. If it is so common, why don’t we see it along roadsides? Thinking of collecting all of my seed pods and setting them free in the fall.

Like we need more clues!

And Border Barbie does not have a funeral outfit.

Exactly the thoughts I am having, especially for those sent to Venezuela. They have been “disappeared.” Sickening.

Please visit #NJ02 where Jeff Van Drew is insisting that a legend cuts to Medicaid, and to snap are just vicious rumors from the radical left lunatics. I have twice asked him in writing to explain how he plans to ensure that those on Medicare expansion plans will not lose if this measure passes.

And once Trump becomes Pope, I believe that makes the White House a sanctuary city.

They are sanctuary sites.

She’s so mad that she’s not making her quota. She thought Harvard would be an easier mark than rounding up actual murderers and rapists. The administration claims that murderers and rapist are all over the place so why can’t she catch them?

Open warfare here. He agrees w/you. I water the flowering plants. He hoses off the deck. Different tools for different jobs. I have never had a multi-function sprayer head fail, and as long as I hide them from him, I never will. BTW most garbage disposals will not grind up a whole chicken carcass.

Road kill. Nicely trimmed road kill.