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I would love to see a goofy batman, in the same vein as Adam West’s Batman, with Nick Cage as Batman.

Have fun, guys

I got a warning for posting "you are an evil man" to Zuck but not for posting "you are a degenerate tranny."

Real nice system they have at Meta.

Sometimes you have inside thoughts. Sometimes you have thoughts that are so dumb that they beg to come out and better the world. This is one of those thoughts. @dropouttv.bsky.social should be the new home of Sesame Street for streaming. I feel dropout and street smarts go together.

Might be a hot take but I don't like handheld gaming.

I'm a big screen, turn the lights out, after my day is completely done kind of guy. When I lock in, I LOCK tf in.

I can't do that on a handheld device. I see the appeal, it just isn't right for me.

Not a fan of that trailer. Superman should be angrier and more boring.

On a scale of 1-10, how mad are you that a foreign billionaire bought your country

Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars

George Lucas: Jizz

Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-

Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz

Any movie can be a ‘Christmas’ movie if you watch it instead of having a meaningful conversation with your family over the holidays.

I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks

That doesn't leave much time for someone to get me pregnant so I have an excuse to see it

Absolutely

O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
theonion.com/o-j-simpson-...

Bad news/good news: the bad news is that the TikTok ban is probably going to happen, and so now I'm scrambling to figure out how to promote and market my book while losing my biggest platform. The good news is that we got a publication date and now we can start planning the tour!

I run a dual pc set up with two pink pc builds. I built them myself and set everything up myself. I’m adding to my setup and just thought of this. I’m proud of me

Proud to work at @vanityfair.com

Take Me To Your Girlboss By Commander Byxxurian -The Onion

Take Me To Your Girlboss
theonion.com/take-me-to-y...

On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim

A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO -Global Tetrahedron

We have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia. A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars following a month of drawn-out legal proceedings. The experience was long and punishing for all involved, and the final outcome is inconclusive: The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before.

A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social: theonion.com/a-message-of...

Ursula K. Le Guin writing "Expand this, describe undertomb more, + labyrinth" to herself in the first draft of The Tombs of Atuan is extremely relatable and really quite magical to see, in a way (I'm in the archive today and it's just as full of wonders as you might think)

Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

Just booted up Windows for the first time on my laptop (Mint Linux is my main OS). OH. MY. GOD. 40 minutes to go through numerous screens, decline lots of crap, wait for updates to install, reboot five times... and that's with Windows pre-installed. Linux takes about 15 mins, including installation

Just found a thing called advent of code. Currently on day 2. It's a fun time.

“What do we want?”

“A sequel to Ratatouille!”

“What do we want it to be called?”

“Rata-two-ille!”

Me [Getting stabbed]: What the … ?

Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!

It’s great when you gift all your friends Genital Jousting on steam.

A gag well worth a dollar eleven times.

whimsy driven development ✨

After tumblr died but before it was declared dead*, the site became mostly a Pig Wrestling** platform.

* Tumblr is actually very much alive and quite cool now.
** As in the old adage, Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and the pig likes it.

Anyway, twitter has entered its Pig Wrestling Era.

turkey stuffed with octopus tentacles, sitting on top of crab legs

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?