Super Trooper 42 🎃👻💀

#RFKJr

Said it all in 2018

working for fox news or the white house must be so easy. any failing can be blamed on immigrants. "sorry for the late reply, an immigrant had my gmail password." "need an extension on this assignment, an immigrant deleted my file." "sorry i didn't pay the bill. immigrants."

Just two miner lovers discussing miners.

A zoomed out shot of the room where Trump is speaking right now from earlier in the day:

Lies. China bought $1.4 billion in soybeans from Illinois alone last year.

This year, due to Trump's policies, the U.S. is projected its lowest soybean exports to China since 2018—when Trump was also President.

Don't let Trump gaslight you. He's always been bad for our farmers.

DOJ’s New Voting Lawyer Has Web of Ties to Election-Conspiracy Theorists Read more here.

The Republican lawyer Eric Neff, who recently took on a leading role in the U.S. Department of Justice’s (DOJ) push to obtain state voter records, briefly represented Patrick Byrne, the prominent election-conspiracy theorist who aided President Donald Trump’s effort to steal the 2020 election.

Jesus Christ, Washington Post: he's a corrupt slumlord whose BFF murdered one of your columnists. Just say that.

1/ It was the height of the pandemic, but Phoebe Putney Memorial had good news: At 99 years old, Maude Burke was the oldest COVID-19 patient they were discharging.

In a video, staff waved balloons, celebrating Burke beating the disease.

There was one issue: It wasn’t true. 🧵

That sound you hear is Jon Ossoff pouring himself a glass of scotch. #GASen

Democrat Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayor’s race, beats Trump’s pick In addition to being the city’s first female mayor, Higgins is also the first Democrat and non-Hispanic elected to the position in decades.

Whoa. This is a big one.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

Donald J. Trump & € @realDonald Trump It is my Great Honor to endorse Emilio T. Gonzales to be the next Mayor of the Beautiful City of Miami, Florida! A very successful Businessman, Civic Leader, former CEO of Miami Internationa Airport, and former City Manager and Chief Administrative Officer of the City of Miami, Emilio has dedicated his life to serving his Community. As the former

Miami mayor Candidate Votes MIAMI MAYOR 139 of 139 precincts reporting Emilio T. Gonzalez 14,799 VEileen Higgins 21,550 Vote % 40.71% 59.29%

Three weeks ago:
Trump give his “Complete and Total Endorsement” to Emilio Gonzalez in the Miami mayoral race. (Trump also misspells his name.)

Tonight:
Gonzalez loses by 20 points.

Chart via @taxfoundation.bsky.social / @carlquintanilla.bsky.social

They.
Just.
Lie.

There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact,

most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

Eileen Higgins Blows It Out In Miami, Wins 59%-40%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great work everyone!

Eileen Higgins blows it out in Miami, wins 59%-40%!!!! In the last 2 years Dems have flipped Florida’s two largest cities, Jacksonville and Miami. Great work everyone!
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/eileen-hig...

main economic message from
the president is that you will be poorer and you will like it

"Why does he keep doing this to himself? It's like masochism. He's going to keep going on and trying to claim that he's a farmer?"

Tim Miller and Bill Kristol discuss Scott Bessent repeatedly alleging he's a soybean farmer.

It’s kind of crazy how much of the daily madness I am only aware of because of the frankly incredible work-rate of @atrupar.com

WATCH: An ICE agent pushes away a home security camera as she approaches a house.

This is what a police state looks like.

Fair Q

Ana Kasparian tells Bill Maher, "The one area where I think we have a lot of agreement is where we are willing to be critical of the Democratic Party."

What a fucking surprise.

Asked by Newsmax why the Biden administration did not arrest the January 6 pipe bomber, Rudy Giuliani says "they orchestrated this"

Narrator: The FBI director throughout **the entire Biden administration** was a Trump appointee. www.mediamatters.org/newsmax/aske...

“Well he didn’t say that.”

Homan tries to whitewash Trump’s racist rant about Somali Americans being “garbage” by saying he was talking about violent criminals

Bash points out he obviously wasn’t

CNN: “Trump issued 1,500 pardons in his first month—compared to 212 for Obama over two terms, 189 for Bush over two terms… Has he possibly had enough time in the day to look long and hard at each? He is abusing the presidential pardon."

MEMPHIS: “Local environmental groups to address a public hearing for xAI’s air pollution permit… Musk installed 35 methane-gas turbines but only submitted permits to operate 15… advocates claim turbines pose a significant health concern for Memphians…” wreg.com/news/local/x...

Regime that created the 🧑‍🌾 crisis with an unnecessary trade war (again) now want you to believe it’s someone else’s fault

“I’d have no problem releasing the video”

“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”

5 days apart 😬

(From @therecount.com )

Newsmax chyron: ILHAM OMAR PLAYS THE RACE CARD

TRUMP: *calls Somalis "garbage"*

OMAR: The president is a bigot

NEWSMAX: