thorny, proud Bleeter

Flashing in the East, flashing in the West,
Grasping and releasing the world at will.
Ruling over a thousand-ri defense line
The Mayor is on the move.

The Chukjibeop once used by the Supreme Leader
Today, the Mayor employs it.
The tactics of Paektu, miraculous tactics
The Mayor employs them!

At a reelection rally, Adams demonstrates his phase shift ability to a crowd of supporters

This doesn’t sound like the Wesley R. Dingus I know

Wow Signal

got back into playing Helldivers 2 a couple days ago after realizing that it actually fits on my laptop and runs pretty well now

I'm having fun but how do I find players who actually 1. collect samples and 2. complete full multi-mission operations

at first I assumed this was a joke “oh that’s probably what his lawyer is telling him” but no, it’s a hot mic and that’s literally what his lawyer is telling him lol

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

my wife texted IT HAS HAPPENED to the group chat and it wasn't about what i hoped it was about and i'm very disappointed and we have revised our group chat style manual

bullying always works

The UK arrested Prince Andrew. Hakeem Jeffries is telling Democrats not to boo Trump at the State of the Union.

did they even consider how this would play out in suburban diners outside of busan?

ok but how is the opposition party supposed to win over his supporters now, have they even thought about that

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UK: Prince Andrew arrested.

South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.

Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.

USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response

I have to be one hundred percent honest I have no idea how to go about describing this one

basically what I do for work is destroy my brain in pursuit of jokes that will make maximum half a dozen civil servants laugh. anyway

Fox graphic of the "TOP 10 STATES WITH HIGHEST ELECTRICITY PRICES" featuring DC as number 10

congrats to DC on achieving statehood

*sighing, dusting off the meme*

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

i'm going to deadname prince andrew that's his biological title

she might be stupid

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Lately, my wife and I have been referring to our marriage exclusively using yuri manga cliches. Well, okay, I've been doing that. She's just mostly been tolerating it. Due to the promise we made on that day

Adults at ICE concentration camps also get punished for talking with people on the outside who can publicize their stories.

Based on what I've heard at the Otay Mesa camp in San Diego, they're punished with additional work duties, aren't allowed outside in the yard, and denied phone access.

on top of being a mediocre movie, Now You See Me's blatant disinterest in all the things that actually make stage magic interesting annoyed the hell out of me. that it's now a popular franchise is baffling

RIP charlie kirk you would have loved tweeting about this 💔🥀